Exactly this.Old enough to remember in the 80s when audiophiles fervently believed their hi-fis weren't truly hi-fi without 10-gauge, gold-tipped speaker cables.
I lost count of the number of blind test articles in What Hi-Fi? and other audio magazines where nobody was able to tell the difference between Monster (and other high-end cable) and cheap cable from your local neighbourhood electronic component store, but this just takes it to a whole new level of b@ll@cks. Well done to Michael for managing to make it away from the stand without laughing out loud.
And as an aside, and pretending for a moment that it actually does what it says on the tin [spoiler: it doesn't], when I started playing I must have missed the memo that says "all bass players must 'bring down the lows', acoustic guitarists must eliminate fret noise, and rock guitarists must emphasise it". Or are Monster the self-appointed arbiters of what's acceptable for musicians now?
