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[flyingfinbar]

My German Warwick 'vette has done serious damage to walls/floors/people already...

That little bubinga body is a smashing machine!

I'd say the Warwick is like the little dude that nobody messes with because they've already seen him put some big dudes in the hospital.

 

[EdHunter]

A Thunderbird. It's the bloke sitting in the corner of the pub, with a leather jacket and a knife. Any trouble, and he will rearrange someone's face.

 

[ThorGodOfBass]

Wal. Mk. 2: It's like a the 'shogun' rua of basses. Serious chops and technicality, covered over with blistering aggressiveness. Oh, and it's a model in it's spare time.
It'd always have a roll if quarters in it's pocket.
Close runner up? Laguna: Why you may ask? It's the guy now one knows, he's a drifter, just blew in to town. He sulks in the corner, until purposefully stealing the seat of the biggest guy in the room. When he tries to get it back, he winds up in a heap in the floor before anyone knows what happened.