bass haiku

[chroma601]

I'm walking the bass
Now coming to a corner
Time for turnaround

Powerful low end
Pant legs flapping in the breeze
Drummer says too loud!

Shape of an upright
Like a full figured woman
One I'd like to pluck

Right in the pocket
Holding the bottom down well
is its own reward

Thank God for Talkbass
Where all types of bass players
Can make silly posts

Won't you all join me?
You can post your own haiku
Make us laugh or cry

How do I stop this?
Caught in an infinite loop
Counting syllables!

 

[Poor Tom]

How do I play this?
Maybe I'll use my fingers
Girls sure do enjoy

 

[paganjack]

below 50 Hz
Is where I spend so much time
Those low notes I love

 

[bassteban]

Done before, this was
Escaping me, the moment
In this game, I am

Edit: One quick search
Found: A load of other threads
My point: Ain't got one



http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=297577&highlight=haiku

 

[CatfishStudios]

a bottom dweller
noble through self sacrifice
is the bass player

 

[fretlessman71]

Rhythm, harmony
And melody all at once...
One note at a time.

No recognition;
Yet we're a necessity.
Job security!

Anytime you see
Someone shaking their booty,
Thank a bass player!

 

[Jools4001]

One love is constant;
now for over thirty years,
my Rickenbacker

 

[MatticusMania]

I do not play the bass
My bass plays me
Pumping rhythm through my veins

 

[Jehos]

"Is that a guitar?"
Blinding red rage consumes me.
"Oh, are those your teeth?"

Fifteen years playing--
time to pick up a fretless.
Squished cats sound better.

 

[fretlessman71]

"That can't be a bass -
They're supposed to have FOUR strings!"
Ignorant people...

 

[jsingles]

never ending gas
we must acquire more basses...
i blame this website

 

[derelicte]

Rumble in the Bronx
Audio badonkadonks
Fat and thick bottoms!!

Boom n twang shazam!
Staccato like gelato..
cool and creamy funk!

That blond is perfect
From her neck to her body
Quilted maple top.

 

[JustOpenYourMind]

I do not play the bass
My bass plays me
Pumping rhythm through my veins

That's not an haiku
Though that's a good try for sure
Now have a nice day

 

[jsingles]

"That can't be a bass -
They're supposed to have FOUR strings!"
Ignorant people...

you are amusing
I cannot stop giggling
those ignorant fools!

 

[Pilgrim]

Five frets are my friends
Above those, little gain...
Pound it out, brother

 

[RCCollins]

bought pedal today
one step closer to the true
βΘИΞКЯŲŜĦÏИĞ® bass tone

 

[kesslari]

Our mission is clear
Above and below all else:
Groove like a Big Dog

 

[mambo4]

why do we post here
when we all know very well
we should go practice

 

[jsingles]

USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!
we WILL flame you if you don't
read the rules you noob!

 

[MatticusMania]

why do we post here
when we all know very well
we should go practice

Work, my friend
it never ends
the bills can't pay themselves

But alas, youre correct
More time for bass
Less time stuck in this place