bass haiku

[bhass]

Playing the low notes
Spitting on the guitarists
Slappin' on the B

That sucks really bad
By the way MatticusMania, haiku's have to be in the syllable pattern of 5,7,5.

 

[sarcastro83]

Jaco was the best!
No, it was John Entwistle!
We'll never aggree

 

[Howlin' Hanson]

Work, my friend
it never ends
the bills can't pay themselves

But alas, youre correct
More time for bass
Less time stuck in this place

Dude, five syllables
Then seven on the next line
Five ends the haiku!

Rule must be obeyed
Or no points for you, my friend
Count better next time

Now go practice more
to make your playing better
or write real haiku


(Some may argue that real is a two-syllable word. Only in Texas.)

 

[Brother Nothing]

i've heard the 5,7,5 form has been disputed. like it's an americanized haiku or something and the real thing is pretty different. but i'm no expert.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
i like jeff ament

 

[Pilgrim]

Debating haiku
Is like ignoring flatwounds
Nothing to be gained.

 

[BWB]

heavy cabinets
I carry them up and down
endless long stairways

 

[m0nst3r]

I drink bass guitar
I drink it every day
I love bassahol

 

[Mike Shevlin]

remember long ago?
before class D and neo
bass sounded better then

 

[bassmastak]

"That can't be a bass -
They're supposed to have FOUR strings!"
Ignorant people...

every gig that happens
eather some random or my drummer says that lol

 

[NorCal Dog]

no no no haiku
kukuku kukukuchoo
yes i need new strings

 

[Adam Bomb]

Sometimes I play nice
Sometimes I just drown you out
Headroom ftw

--Bomb

 

[Adam Bomb]

Grooving to a song
Man, that bass line is killer
Oh - that's me playing!

--Bomb

 

[bassteban]

Daylight savings time
Man, it's such a frickin' farce
It can kiss my arse

 

[artdrtr]

four strings give me wood
I hate being left handed
not enough basses

 

[nickn]

Debating haiku
Is like ignoring flatwounds
Nothing to be gained.

I ignore flatwounds.
Way too much tension for me.
Even the TIs.

 

[Wicked_Bassist7]

Powerful low end
Pant legs flapping in the breeze
Drummer says too loud!

Shape of an upright
Like a full figured woman
One I'd like to pluck

seriously

 

[MatticusMania]

Dude, five syllables
Then seven on the next line
Five ends the haiku!

Rule must be obeyed
Or no points for you, my friend
Count better next time

Now go practice more
to make your playing better
or write real haiku


(Some may argue that real is a two-syllable word. Only in Texas.)

Think nontraditionally friend
Rules are meant to be broken
Plenty of haiku would disagree

 

[fretlessman71]

Yep, this from the man
Asking, "What Would Jesus Do
For A Klondike Bar?"

 

[tZer]

Tight in the pocket
Links rhythm to melody
I am the bass man

 

[fretlessman71]

People pay money
To watch me do what I do
In my practice room!