Bass stuff you won't own....

[Webtroll]

sadowsky...why can't it be gladowsky

LOL

Not sure, maybe Markbass speaker cabs and MM Bongos just because the stuff is ugly

 

[waseok]

a white Jackson bass. Because i will always wonder how come it changed to white from its original black.

 

[sedan_dad]

The stupid longhorn bass

Come on.
You know deep inside you LONG for it.
Come on ,touch it,feel it,play it.


....Well that worked on my girlfriend.

 

[sedan_dad]

I won't own anything that looks nicer than my coffiee table.

 

[lowrez]

"made in china"

 

[*insertcoolname]

"made in china"

Hey now, this is the bass forum, not amp forum...

 

[Valerus]

ooh almost forgot

ERNIE BALL: after hearing my mate saying "i love ernie balls on my bass" i got an image of sesami street and castration... i never been the same since

Lmao!

 

[kalle74]

ampeg (probably...)
basses with too narrow string spacing
a 7/8/9-stringer
a 4-string (excluding doghouses... er, upright basses)
a wah pedal

 

[*smb]

I like the way no-one after Dreadhead read the first post.

 

[dinghy]

because it has a dorky name!

For me, OLP, because the name is so unimaginative and inane, and Dingwall, because it just sounds.... dingy.

(This is a tongue-in-cheek type of thread, don't post here if you can't be nice about it. )

Whats wrong with being dingy? Ok, well, dingHy...

 

[emesen]

Zon - never were the same after I saw the electronics fall out of the back of one...

 

[Munjibunga]

 

[Munjibunga]

Any bass that looks like it was a boy scout wood shop project.

This includes all the stupid looking one off boutique basses that cost over $2000.

In fact, any bass that costs over $1500 I won't buy. I mean, c'mon? How good could they be?

mmmmmmmmm ... pretty good.

 

[SUBHARMONICZERO]

Bass Maniac

 

[MtManiac]

Lakland - I don't lack land, I own my own house. It is near a lake though, but I don't want a Lakeland either.

 

[Hawaii Islander]

Anything that is seafoam green.

 

[Bass4LifeRS]

Bass with spalted wood top.
I don't wanna show the world: "Hey, look, I found a sick rotten tree with a nasty fungus disease on it, and I had it made into a bass for only $3000..."

 

[brianrost]

Squier. If they can't spell the word right, how do I know they can build a bass right??

They do spell it right. Read Invalid Link Removed.

 

[topper]

I like the way no-one after Dreadhead read the first post.

Yes, let's try to stay on topic.

Dr. Bass. I thought about buying one of these cabs. They look great. Then I imagined the first time some referred to me as Doctor Bass. I bought Avatar instead.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

encore, because of the irony that i'll never get one playing that bass.