Be a great bass player

[El Bajo]

Hey guys. Thought I'd share this with you all, I know you all need to brush up on your playing haha

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I especially love these bits:

"Playing Bass Guitar Is An Easy, Inexpensive Instrument To Play"

"You don't have to spend long frustrating hours learning to play!"

"Feel and Look Great Playing in Bands"

"Become An Awesome Musician That People Can't Get Enough Of!"


Enjoy!

 

[lousybassplayer]

Oh thank heaven! Finally someone can explain a better way to set up my hand. Jamming that tiny allen wrench under my fingernails all this time is just getting to painful!

 

[Kaneesel]

I think that was written for all the Sid Vicious fans...he probably learned using that program...er, didn't learn...you be the judge.

 

[crayzee]

"When you pick up your bass and hit the stage you become the Red Hot Superstar that lurks inside you. Bass Guitar is one of the hippest instruments to play, ever."

Lol! Can't totally disagree with that statement...

 

[Slax]

I love the disclaimer:

"The author and publisher of this ebook and the accompanying materials have used their best efforts in preparing this ebook. The author and publisher make no representation or warranties with respect to the accuracy, applicability, fitness, or completeness of the contents of this ebook. The information contained in this ebook is strictly for educational purposes. Therefore, if you wish to apply ideas contained in this ebook, you are taking full responsibility for your actions."

 

[Valerus]

Man, he's right! Bass is so easy!

 

[aus_bass]

Just love it..........

"You are in charge of the low end which is VERY powerful when played at full volume."

Ha Ha, just crank it to 11 and play like a mofo.

 

[hrgiger]

Here's an article by him:

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[AlembicPlayer]

You don't have to spend long frustrating hours learning to play!

HOURS? DANG, I WASTED 30 YEARS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR NOTHING!
ALL I NEEDED WAS 7 BUCKS AND A FEW MINUTES!!

 

[Crazy Ivan]

The sad part is that a night is about as long as it takes to become an average rock bassist.

 

[kennydakid]

The sad part is that a night is about as long as it takes to become an average rock bassist.

But but but...

It took me 3 nights to get those jumping twirl kicks down, now i just need to learn how to play this thing i hold while i do those jumping twirl kicks

 

[strummin]

But but but...

It took me 3 nights to get those jumping twirl kicks down, now i just need to learn how to play this thing i hold while i do those jumping twirl kicks

A picture or perhaps a video of that move would be nice, pleaseee!!

 

[kennydakid]

A picture or perhaps a video of that move would be nice, pleaseee!!

what's even cooler is when i do it while drumming, they call it a kick drum for a reason...



Oh and for real, the first time i did a jump while playing bass in my bedroom i landed, fell and hit my head on the floor, even though i knew i was home alone i still did the look around to see if anyone saw me thing before getting up and pretending nothing happened

 

[ErebusBass]

The sad part is that a night is about as long as it takes to become an average rock bassist.

If that's the definition of average, I should be getting alot more offers.

 

[StyleOverShow]

Its the punchy sell style that really is sleazy...Its selling for less than a fifth of its original price and he still can't sell it. This thread probably represents his largest (critical) audience.

-richard

 

[xgator4u]

If you want get started off toward playing Bass in great bands, be able to play bass like a studio pro, or even if you just want to be a Bass Thumpin Mofo, then this is one of the most important letters you'll read all year!


THAT'S what I'm talkin bout I wants to be a bass thumpin mo fo, screw playing in great bands, or being a studio pro, heck forget about the money I is a thumpin mo fo.

 

[Blown Cone]

If you want get started off toward playing Bass in great bands, be able to play bass like a studio pro, or even if you just want to be a Bass Thumpin Mofo, then this is one of the most important letters you'll read all year!


THAT'S what I'm talkin bout I wants to be a bass thumpin mo fo, screw playing in great bands, or being a studio pro, heck forget about the money I is a thumpin mo fo.

+1















mofo

 

[brachal]

What about:

"Being able to play bass guitar is a very satisfying feeling. You are in charge of the low end which is VERY powerful when played at full volume."

Wisdom he has!

 

[manutabora]

Wisdom he has!

Sure he does! A wisest MOFO he is

 

[chrisisnotevil]

"Become An Awesome Musician That People Can't Get Enough Of!"

this is not true, i can think of several people who've had enough of me...

"What your getting here is a back door GIVEAWAY!!"

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