Be a great bass player

[Paulie Jay]

"The Overnight Bass Player"

Overnight?

But I want it nooooooowwww.

 

[xgator4u]

..there is this device. I almost bought it as a joke for my guitard friend:
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LMFAO

this is like an autoharp for the guitard I copied the following from the site="E-Z Chord Guitar Device and DVD Kit
Play the guitar the very first day you try -- using only one finger! No expensive lessons required with this E-Z Chord DVD Kit!

Patented E-Z CHORD device attaches to any guitar in just 5 minutes and gives you INSTANT SUCCESS. E-Z Chord replaces difficult finger moves with just four numbered buttons. All you have to do to change chords is push buttons at the right time.

In the past, many people gave up trying to learn the guitar because it often took at least 6 months, several expensive lessons, repetitive practice, and sore fingers, with little to show for their efforts. Now anybody, even young children, regardless of age, time, talent, or temperament (YES, EVEN YOU!), can play their favorite songs immediately."





Now all we need is the SHAM-WOW dude reading that script, and I would be no ffffing good at all.

 

[bass'n it]

Wow as if we don't have enough "frustrated guitar players" thinking bass is "easy" "hey dude.its only got 4 strings ,man" that should be easy to play......... well!..... ya gotta nother thing coming!!!!.......the guys gonna make million off this!




ampeg club # 436
passive club # 117

 

[DanGouge]

If it doesn't come with a Shamwow towel, I want no part of it.

 

[duba]

"Overnight Bass Player"

After all those years I finally know why my playing sucks........I practice during the DAY.
That means that if I'll start practicing now......I'll be Marcus Miller in the morning.
Autograph from Vic anyone?