ooh I have a few... these are not verbatim quotes but you get the idea:
"thanks not not having sh!tty bass tone" at a recording session. A lot of the bands there are metal bands where he gets a lot of aggressive, not so good tone
"he's a great bass player, but he couldn't cut it on trumpet" - from the MD of a show choir/band in college. I auditioned a couple years prior on trumpet but I'm not a screamer so didn't get it, but nailed the audition on bass. He was trying to compliment my bass playing but like, dude, trumpet was my main instrument college, I just wasn't a jazzer haha
"you guys are so good, and you're totally sexy AF, for real" um. ok thanks drunk lady.. and at the same bar:
"you guys are so good, seriously, like, sploosh sploosh" no comment
to the guitarist: "wow you're amazing man, seriously like when you play it sounds like.... SEVEN guitars" then turns like he's breaking the fourth wall on a documentary tv show, "you just KNOW he's gettin some"
"heyyy mr sax man!!" me: "I play bass" him: "ohh, cool" as he walks off uninterested
"you finally learned to play less" ouch, but he had a point.
someone threw a cigarette at me while playing... I'm not sure if that was some kind of compliment or tip, but, they were happy and liked my playing I guess? Someone also threw a quarter at me as a tip. *** man
After the gig we stopped at the gas station for some drinks and snacks for the ride home, someone that was at the gig happened to be there. "wow you guys were so good... so, um... do you guys need another guitar player? I've been playing for like a year now..." uhhhhh....