BEST BASS FOR ROYAL WEDDING?

[packhowitzer]

 

[jeffbass]

One word...

STATUS-GRAPHITE

...ok, TWO words.

 

[turf3]

Obviously, the best bass for the royal wedding is an English Besson full-compensating tuba in BBb, preferably in silver plate. 3, 4, or 5 valves is your choice.

Or a Hawkes and Son flat back DB.

 

[snarebear]

The who gives a rat s a$$ bass.

 

[knumbskull]

A bass that cost the Tax payer 30 million pounds should do the trick.

oof

 

[Deleted member 165050]

Yep, Markle can get confused with Merkel. And the Royal family are, at roots, Germans who changed their names during WW1.

Talking of WW1, most of the leaders of the countries involved were closely related through Queen Victoria and/or Prince Albert. Talk about a family squabble gone wrong...

 

[IamGroot]

Fergie is going to the wedding, but not the party afterwards. I guess she has a gig with the Black Eyed Peas.

 

[Son of Wobble]

"Kindly arrange, dear anarchists, to be hoisted on thine own petards."

 

[knumbskull]

hopefully there will at least be several punch-ups at the reception.

 

[IamGroot]

Talking of WW1, most of the leaders of the countries involved were closely related through Queen Victoria and/or Prince Albert. Talk about a family squabble gone wrong...

Queen Victoria and John Brown...no one was invited to that Royal Wedding

 

[IamGroot]

"Kindly arrange, dear anarchists, to be hoisted on thine own petards."

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Good looking couple. Classy. Wanna trade for Donald and Ivana?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle.

Glad that's sorted!

 

[Son of Wobble]

Harry's best mate, Tyga, will be best man.
He's heading to London from LAX as we speak.

Other celebrities attending include Paul McCartree and his wife Nancy.
Paul was a guitarist in The Beatles, a very famous 60's rock band beloved by grampas everywhere.

 

[Alan Ace Cooper]

Its a Royal Wedding in England, surely Sting's "beat to death" '57 Fender Precision Bass deserves to be on the bandstand. I love this pic Tony Levin posted during the Sting and Peter Gabriel, "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" Tour a couple of years ago.

 

[knumbskull]

Harry never replied to my Facebook message

it's like he doesn't even WANT me to go.

 

[Son of Wobble]

We're loaded for bear for tomorrow.
I swear, my mother-in-law has a wooden leg for drinks.

I've hidden all the Guinness in the back of the house my brother-in-law doesn't drink it all.

So excited, I might just start drinking today so I'm fully lubricated for the festivities tomorrow.

 

[T_Bone_TL]

I believe you need a bass with Lucas Electric parts.

Don't be terribly concerned if it does not start.

If they made guns, wars wouldn't start either.

 

[Axstar]

If you're talking the British royal family, the Hofner 'Union Jack' Violin bass is a good match.

Gaudily British, to the point of poor taste. Expensive, fragile, antiquated and impractical. A long, muddled and mostly German family tree.

The bass isn't much better.

 

[TheHoneyBear]

We're loaded for bear for tomorrow.
I swear, my mother-in-law has a wooden leg for drinks.

I've hidden all the Guinness in the back of the house my brother-in-law doesn't drink it all.

So excited, I might just start drinking today so I'm fully lubricated for the festivities tomorrow.

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You're missing all the Boddington's!!

 

[Deleted member 165050]

Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle.

Glad that's sorted!

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I did offer...