BEST BASS FOR ROYAL WEDDING?

[IamGroot]

OMG! Harry isn’t marrying the German Chancellor - is he?!

Frau Merkel is much too intelligent for that.

She majored in Physics at Karl Marx Institute, Leipzig and completed her dissertation in Quantum Chemistry at the Academy of Sciences (Dissertation: Investigation of the mechanism of decay reactions with single bond breaking and calculation of their velocity constants on the basis of quantum chemical and statistical methods; 1986). She speaks fluent Russian as Putin does German. Their summit meeting used translators which gave them time to come up with replies as they understood each other perfectly well in each other's language.

 

[IamGroot]

The royals have indeed found it odd that Harry is dating older. But Merkel is slowly being accepted into the clan.


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She would bring much order to the UK. And she likes beer. Whats not to love about her.

 

[IamGroot]

Don't mess with Mutti!

 

[Ulf_Hansson]

Don't mess with Mutti!

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This thread took an unexpected direction, didn't it?

 

[2tonic]

Unser bester Wunsch anlässlich der Königlichen Hochzeit des Hauses von Windsor (früher bekannt als das Haus von Saxe Coburg und Gotha).

Der Kaiser sendet seine Grüße, kann aber leider nicht teilnehmen, da sein Schnurrbart eine Notpflege benötigt

 

[2tonic]

This thread and the looming nuptials have the Mrs. and me so sentimental that we got out the wedding album.

I digitized a shot to share with you lot.

May you all the find the same happiness in life that has offered us such sustenance. Her especially.

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The look on your face says you view her as a viable, long lasting food source for when TEOTWAWKI arrives!

 

[2tonic]

So true. With the exception, of course, of "Who is more handsome than @mellowinman ,"
which is clearly a trick question in any case.

Have you ever seen @mellowinman and Mickey Rourke in the same room together?

 

[IamGroot]

This thread took an unexpected direction, didn't it?

Yep, Markle can get confused with Merkel. And the Royal family are, at roots, Germans who changed their names during WW1.

 

[2tonic]

Great, Great uncles George and Nicholas won't be attending either, due to previous.............engagements.

 

[2tonic]

Like most of you, I'll be sitting in front of my TV on Saturday, lapping up every detail of the royal wedding, and dutifully playing along on my practice rig.

Question is: P or J? Which bass is more suitable for the occasion?

Please, no anti-royalist rants. Just some help in selecting the right tool for the job.

Choose well.
If your selection causes displeasure your twig and berries could end up as a doorknocker on the Tower of London!

 

[bench]

i'd say probably a 20000$ ritter would be appropriate if you consider it a bass and if you take the concept of royalty serious in the 21st century...

 

[ColonelZulu]

 

[Deleted member 165050]

Don't mess with Mutti!

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I believe our PM is also a delicate eater...

 

[Spidey2112]

Steady on, Lad, that's my wife.
I know she's desirable, but let's keep the thread respectful.

Respectful was my middle name, before entering the Federal Witness Protection program...

... I wasn't able to attend the wedding, but was curious if you guys received the book I sent? 'Fifty Shades of Hay'?

 

[Oddly]

This thread took an unexpected direction, didn't it?

That's putting it mildly.
Despite the OP's belief that 'most' of us will be watching the big event, I certainly won't.
Lack of interest, and being at work at the time being the main reasons.
Also this thread is waaaaay more interesting than I believe the royal event could ever be.

 

[GazzBass]

A bass that cost the Tax payer 30 million pounds should do the trick.

 

[petrus61]

So true. With the exception, of course, of "Who is more handsome than @mellowinman ,"
which is clearly a trick question in any case.

Touché

Must...resist...what...I’m...about... to....say....

Don't mess with Mutti!

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That second pic is the wurst.

 

[bassman28]

Status Graphite Kingbass for sure!

 

[sikamikanico]

Princess Isabella from Ritter’s Royal Family, named The Vintage London Flower:
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[Ric5]