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Best Line from Spinal Tap?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Killing Floor, May 30, 2020.


  1. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    OK, bring it. Have a favorite inspirational nugget from the undisputed best movie and best band of all time? Is it the 2 word review for Shark Sandwich? Eleven? Dobly?
    Stole this from an article in Business Insider. Let's see your inspiration.
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  2. Doner Designs

    Doner Designs Steve Doner Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 2, 2012
    Metro Chicago Area
    Doner Designs is an alias for Steve Doner
    "One of Britain's loudest bands" is the one I remember besides the obvious 11.
     
  3. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    I find myself using this on a surprising number of occasions:

    "No one knows who they were... or.... what they were doing..." :unsure:
     
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  4. 'I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.'
     
  5. Ross McLochness

    Ross McLochness Living Room Bassist Extraordinaire Supporting Member

    Aug 20, 2013
    Eden Prairie, MN
    but their legacy remains hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge

    Greatest song intro ever :thumbsup:
     
    • Marty DiBergi: What would you do if you couldn’t play music anymore?
    • Mick Shrimpton: Well, as long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I could do without the rock n’ roll.
     
  6. Eddie LeBlanc

    Eddie LeBlanc

    Oct 26, 2014
    Beaumont, Texas
    None
    "How much more black can it be, and the answer in none more black"

    The new "Smell the Glove" album.
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  7. "And I don't think a sexy cover is the answer to why an album sells or doesn't sell because you tell me - the White Album? What was that? There was NOTHING on that goddamn cover!"
     
  8. Beagle Bass

    Beagle Bass

    Feb 5, 2018
    Toronto, ON
    "c'mon, c'mon ... mime is money"
     
  9. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Where the banshees live and they do it well
     
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  10. rtav

    rtav Millionaire Stuntman, Half-Jackalope

    Dec 12, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    “As long as there is, you know, sex and drugs, I can live without the rock n roll.” Mick Shrimpton, RIP
     
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  11. mike57

    mike57

    Feb 12, 2009
    Our Fair City, MA
    David St. Hubbins: It’s such a fine line between stupid and..
    Nigel Tufnel: clever. It’s just that little turn-about..
    Derek Smalls (?): a reversal of roles.
     
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  12. Volker Kirstein

    Volker Kirstein Blippy the Wonder Slug

  13. Lagado

    Lagado Suspended

    Jan 6, 2020
    Stop the madness
    "Saucy Jack, you’re a naughty one
    Saucy Jack, you’re a haughty one..."
     
  14. Lagado

    Lagado Suspended

    Jan 6, 2020
    Stop the madness
    "But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."
     
  15. Derek + David: + Nigel: mmmmm...Well since my baby left me,
    well, I found a new place to dwell...
    Nigel: That's alright.
    Derek: Not really, not really...voice down...
    David: Well it sounds raga, don't want to go raga on this stuff...
    Nigel No, not with this you don't, Well since my baby left me, I found a
    new place to dwell...
    David: It sounds...shaggin barbershop...
    Derek: Hey!
    David: Barbershop raga.
    Derek: Hey, watch the, watch the language, you're paying homage to the
    King!
    David: Oh sorry...well this is thoroughly depressing.
    Nigel: It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?
    David: Too much, there's too much shagging perspective now.
     
  16. Ross McLochness

    Ross McLochness Living Room Bassist Extraordinaire Supporting Member

    Aug 20, 2013
    Eden Prairie, MN
    Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful. - Ian Faith
     
  17. BassFishingInAmerica

    BassFishingInAmerica

    Jul 24, 2014
    D minor - The saddest of all chords.
     
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  18. Ross McLochness

    Ross McLochness Living Room Bassist Extraordinaire Supporting Member

    Aug 20, 2013
    Eden Prairie, MN
    Great look, good drummer” - David St. Hubbins regarding fallen, former drummer John Stumpy Peeps
     
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  19. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Have a good time all the time,
    Viv Savage
     

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