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Break-up lines
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Bad_Habit_Bassist said:
"The Woman's Rating System
Money and Power: 50%
Attraction: 40%
Things Women Say They Care About But Do Not: 10%
(this includes intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, sensitivity etc. )"
How cool is that.
I'm not all that attractive. (Girls dont like that i look like Jesus)
Nor do I have all that much money or the bling to show of my richness - all my money went to basses...
I thought my intellignece, sense of humor, my honesty, my sensitivity and empathy were my trumps, and now this comes along...
oh well...Monty Python - Holy Grail. The fact you have to ask sickens me. For that, you must find......a shrubbery!mutantbassist said:WHAT WAS THAT IN? It sounds so silly I want to watch it
Best...movie...ever.
Leigh
Hmm I just read this Ladder theory...
its the kind of thing you dont want to hear but know deep down inside.
Would I as a bassist be considered as a novelty? Then I still might stand a chance
its the kind of thing you dont want to hear but know deep down inside.
Would I as a bassist be considered as a novelty? Then I still might stand a chance
khay0s said:Monty Python - Holy Grail. The fact you have to ask sickens me. For that, you must find......a shrubbery!
Best...movie...ever.
Leigh
I've seen a couple of his films, but i didnt remember that one. And not translated to English
Personally, I would rather be lied to and have it not be mean than have it be the horrible truth.
And when you've been cheating on someone, don't ask if you can "still be friends".
And when you've been cheating on someone, don't ask if you can "still be friends".
I think if you are being truthful then it wont get to the point of being "the horrible truth"...thinking of you said:
Yeah.
Mike Money
In Memoriam
mutantbassist said:"The Woman's Rating System
Money and Power: 50%
Attraction: 40%
Things Women Say They Care About But Do Not: 10%
(this includes intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, sensitivity etc. )"
How cool is that.
I'm not all that attractive. (Girls dont like that i look like Jesus)
Nor do I have all that much money or the bling to show of my richness - all my money went to basses...
I thought my intellignece, sense of humor, my honesty, my sensitivity and empathy were my trumps, and now this comes along...
Women don't dig sensitivity... wuss.
Ba Gua Tiger said:
Normal truth would be okay. But having it be horrible, and the truth is not. I don't really know what I mean.
Ok, I am currently involved in a pre-date relationship with this girl. We fooled around a couple of times, been to each others houses. However, we only talk maybe twice a week, see each other maybe once every three.
I am now interested in pursuing other girls. Am I required to give her a formal break up line?
Pat Mahoney
I am now interested in pursuing other girls. Am I required to give her a formal break up line?
Pat Mahoney
Bah! What would you know!stephdawe04 said:I'm glad the Ladder Theory's a joke.
It's way too one-sided and untruthful.
Leigh
usually i just talk to the guy/girl and we come to a mutual decision that we shouldn't be dating anymore. that usually works because as soon as they know i have a problem, they accept my decision, or we work through our problems.
HOWEVER. sometimes even the most direct forms do not work. for example. i told one guy (one very insane guy) in mid september 2 years ago that 'i can't be with you anymore' and gave him very understandable reasons (basically i couldn't keep up a long distance relationship). He seemed to grasp what i was trying to say, and seemed at the time to accept it.
a couple of weeks later i get a really nasty and abusive email from him saying that i cheated on him and i was supposed to still be in love with him. i was like '***???? i told you we had broken up'. but no, he STILL did not understand that we were over. he emailed my new boyfriend, all my friends, and posted on a message board we both go on ( ) that i was a *** *(*"&£("*&&*!£*!)*$@?~ who broke his heart and cheated on him.
he still sends me emails occasionally about how much i ****ed him up, even though, i have IN MY FILES, the yahoo conversation where i told him our relationship was over (yeah i know, i broke up with him online, long distance calls are too expensive).
to this day, i don't understand what his problem was. apart from the fact that he is an insane pathological liar.
HOWEVER. sometimes even the most direct forms do not work. for example. i told one guy (one very insane guy) in mid september 2 years ago that 'i can't be with you anymore' and gave him very understandable reasons (basically i couldn't keep up a long distance relationship). He seemed to grasp what i was trying to say, and seemed at the time to accept it.
a couple of weeks later i get a really nasty and abusive email from him saying that i cheated on him and i was supposed to still be in love with him. i was like '***???? i told you we had broken up'. but no, he STILL did not understand that we were over. he emailed my new boyfriend, all my friends, and posted on a message board we both go on (
) that i was a *** *(*"&£("*&&*!£*!)*$@?~ who broke his heart and cheated on him. he still sends me emails occasionally about how much i ****ed him up, even though, i have IN MY FILES, the yahoo conversation where i told him our relationship was over (yeah i know, i broke up with him online, long distance calls are too expensive).
to this day, i don't understand what his problem was. apart from the fact that he is an insane pathological liar.
stephdawe04 said:
Can you prove its a joke
stephdawe04 said:It's way too one-sided and untruthful.
Well it writes more about women because women are harder to figure out. Also, he only views men as "********" who only want to get women laid... Apart from that, I dont think its that untruthful... it only has a "different view" on women
