Break-up lines

cassanova · Sep 17, 2004

Back in my younger years when I was oh 22, I told this woman I was seeing, "I dont ever wanna see you or hear from you ever again. Capiche?"

It worked pretty good too because I never heard from or saw her again.

Frank Martin · Sep 17, 2004

khay0s said:
Howdy,

Lately, I've been having a bit of a habit of getting into relationships too quickly and realising that something wasn't right. Each time, I spend such a great deal of time trying to figure out the easiest way to end the relationship.

Dude, maybe we should change places, or something...
I get into relationship too rarely/hardly and I have no problem of getting out of them - I always get dumped fast

McHack · Sep 17, 2004

The Golden Boy said:
Leigh is a guy.

GAH, fek...

Ya know, I knew that.. but the spelling of his name always throws me off... Dude, just reverse the sexes in my post,,, it still applies!

Frank Martin · Sep 17, 2004

rickbass said:
Believe me - women have better intelligence gathering apparatus than the CIA !!!

Well, thats not hard...

count-down till a mod comes by and deletes this post as its "too political": 5...4...3...2...

Mike N · Sep 17, 2004

ElMon said:
I was dating an opera performance major in college (look up 'bad idea' in the dictionary), and for some reason or the other we both fell in love with each other, you know, that all-consuming crazy love. I thought I was going to breed with this young lady, and she said as much to me as well.
Well, as things went on, she noticed that her level of focus towards her singing had slipped considerably, and supposedly this was her life's passion. Anyways, things fell apart, and she dumped me right after I had gotten back from a trip to NYC, flowers in hand.
Her Line: "you're too good for me, I don't deserve you"
and in addition: "I just need to be by myself so I can focus on my singing."
Two months later she's dating the rich son of the head of NEXTEL!!!! Complete dork with a fat check book, and she cheats on him.
I better stop now. Worst thing that ever happened to me, excepting the fact that it taught me just how much I need my bass to get through the tough times.
I may be bitter and heart broken (two years later still), but dammit I'm the most focused bass player I've ever been.

Life with her would have been miserable, and even worse had childern come along. Send her a "Thank You" card, she did you a favor by breaking it off.

rickbass · Sep 17, 2004

mutantbassist said:
Well, thats not hard...

Worked for you......no hammer and sickle over Hungary any longer...let's give credit where it is due.

Frank Martin · Sep 17, 2004

rickbass said:
Worked for you......no hammer and sickle over Hungary any longer...let's give credit where it is due.

Ok, ok.. just kidding.

However, it worked in other ways in 1956 - the CIA helped spark a big revolution to divert soviet troops from the Suez... and then let us down... (the soviets were afraid of an American counterattack, but when the president said that America will not interfere with the internal affairs of the Soviet Union, the siege started)... 4-5000 civilian casaulties and the capital bombarded... and no credit and "sorry" where its due, either.

Maybe some people will call this political, but this is just history.

Peace.

rickbass · Sep 17, 2004

mutantbassist said:
Ok, ok.. just kidding.

the CIA helped spark a big revolution to divert soviet troops from the Suez... and then let us down... (the soviets were afraid of an American counterattack, but when the president said that America will not interfere with the internal affairs of the Soviet Union, the siege started)... 4-5000 civilian casaulties and the capital bombarded... and no credit and "sorry" where its due, either....

Different time, different circumstances.......thousands of nuclear ballistic missles pointed at each other. So, you better learn to play "chess" and give up your bishops so your queen can kick ass later.

One great outcome - we are great allies with our many of our eastern European friends.

Now then.....weren't we talking about male/female relationships????

Nick Gann · Sep 17, 2004

"It's not me, it's you..."

Josh Ryan · Sep 17, 2004

I was on the recieving end of "we have to talk...." once.

:bawl:

We all know what that line means.

Figjam · Sep 17, 2004

"its not you, its that really hot girl in my psych class'

Ba Gua Tiger · Sep 17, 2004

khay0s said:
...I don't believe in just ignoring or not calling someone because thats just rude...

I hate it so much when someone just ignores you! It is one of the things that REALLY p!$$es me off!!!! I hate it! I would rather have some one say I hate you then not say anything to me.

*Yells, punches things, yells, then goes outside with spear and katana*

Nick man · Sep 17, 2004

Im #$%^$@# your dad.

ElMon · Sep 17, 2004

Mike N said:
Life with her would have been miserable, and even worse had childern come along. Send her a "Thank You" card, she did you a favor by breaking it off.

You're not the first who's said that to me, and your all right. At least my bass will always be faithful, even when I do slap it around a bit.

The Golden Boy · Sep 17, 2004

Nick man said:
Im #$%^$@# your dad.

ElMon said:
You're not the first who's said that to me, and your all right. At least my bass will always be faithful, even when I do slap it around a bit.

For some reason I put these two together...

`ash · Sep 17, 2004

if you hear the phrases "we need to talk" or "well, you know i love you right?".. nothing good is coming your way

invisiman · Sep 17, 2004

Figjam said:
"its not you, its that really hot girl in my psych class'

ROFL, I almost lived that one. Except she moved :bawl:

Now every night I sit up in my bed and wonder about the soup that got away... :hmm:

puttz buster · Sep 17, 2004

WillPlay4Food said:
It's not you, it's me.

Crappiest. Line. Ever.

Yeah, guilty, I have used that one! but there was truth in it in my situation though. :hiding:

khay0s · Sep 17, 2004

Ba Gua Tiger said:
I hate it so much when someone just ignores you! It is one of the things that REALLY p!$$es me off!!!! I hate it! I would rather have some one say I hate you then not say anything to me.

*Yells, punches things, yells, then goes outside with spear and katana*

I've only had that happen once. The problem with this particular girl was that she didn't completely avoid me - so I had to make all the effort to contact her but she wasn't completely ignoring me. So, I just thought she was playing hard to get. Didn't I look like a tool when she'd basically told everyone at school that we were over and I was running around after her like we were still together. Which brings me to another point - I hate it when people outside of the relationship know its over before you do! That $h!t ain't right. :spit:

Leigh

charles21o7 · Sep 17, 2004

my personal fav, always scares em away " Im gay........."

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