That is either one of the nicest posts I have ever seen on the web or the creepiest. Can't decide which. Don't worry Sam if he comes to KC to stalk you. I'm a third degree black belt, I got your back!![]()
Thanks (I think), Kwai Chang Caine.

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That is either one of the nicest posts I have ever seen on the web or the creepiest. Can't decide which. Don't worry Sam if he comes to KC to stalk you. I'm a third degree black belt, I got your back!![]()

With or Without?
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Thanks (I think), Kwai Chang Caine.![]()
"This is a message for [DEL]Emma Stone[/DEL]Samthebassist. Sam, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. And we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We would laugh all day long and go camping, play Yahtzee, tell ghost stories by the fire.
And the sex? [trails off]
And every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm [DEL]49[/DEL] 48. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging I can find so far.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you're very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, and most of all I wish you love and contentment. That's all.
[mouths] I love you."
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autodidact said:Also referencing the above post:
My vote is for creepiest.
I know it was probably all in good intentions but I just read that and went "Uuuh....*sigh*"
Also referencing the above post:
My vote is for creepiest.
I know it was probably all in good intentions but I just read that and went "Uuuh....*sigh*"
Completely off topic but have I mention how much I love my Ibanez SR500? I was just sitting around here noodling on it and everything just clicked. Everyone should go get one right now. Kthankzbye
Evil_Undead...I know you were thinking about it. Just go! NO MORE THINKING.

Dont you mean if you were a lot younger...and a chick? :scowl:
autodidact said:Oh. I didnt see the Jim Carey thing.
Oh. I didnt see the Jim Carey thing.
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THand said:Don't let it happen again!
I had enough trouble with trolls this morning, and I don't need my friends turning on me,too, lol.
FWIW, Sam & I are friends(I think, unless I freaked her out too) and she knows I'm playing with her. So don't worry fellas, it's all in good fun and the very last thing I would want is for her to be hurt in any way.
THand said:No one understands me.
I'm going to my practice room now.
I Vant to Vee Alone......![]()
drummer5359 said:I too hope Sam is okay with old guys thinking that she is hot.
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