Choice names for ...

[BOOG]

Twunt
Eejit
Useless as a chocolate teapot

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[dadglasser]

Hammerhead was one of my grandfathers choice names for the guilty. Wow, that’s going back about forty years

If you are sure to reference Alaska, you may call someone a "museum quality hammer":
Welcome to the Hammer Museum! | The Hammer Museum

 

[Bazrac]

Tosser
Toss pot
W@nk stain
Git
Prick
Smeg-head
Etc

 

[Bazrac]

Oh yeah, any of the above can be preceded by the insult "Welsh"

 

[Bassman Spliff]

J.A.F.O. is one of my favorites that I picked up from construction. Just Another F***ing Onlooker. You know that lead singer that doesn't set anything up? Or that guy who sets up his equipment then stays on stage to be in the way? JAFO

 

[bassliner50]

Pudding Head.

 

[HardNHeavy]

"Nepis"........... penis spelled inside out.

 

[micguy]

My wife sometimes uses the term "husband"

 

[bassdude51]

Butt Brain
Doodle Head
Bevis

 

[NigeJ]

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Had to rejoin as I couldn't get into my old account, formerly known as Yorick

 

[lbbc]

I usually use "Touron".... combo of Tourist Moron.

 

[1bassplayinfool]

Card carrying dip

 

[Winslow]

...formerly known as Yorick

I knew him, Horatio...


(Just kidding, that name just set up the reference. Hi, how ya doin'.)

 

[Jehos]

I've always been fond of the names people give US Marines. Especially "crayon eaters" and "window lickers". The ones they adopt for themselves tend to be the most creative.

 

[Cowboy in Latvia]

My dad's favorite:

Dingbat

My best friend's favorite:

Dingleberry

The rest will have to remain unwritten here as they are more than a bit crude.

 

[ZonieBass]

Dim bulb

 

[Coolhandjjl]

Hoople head
Mulch head
Jerkcules

 

[Low Down Brown]

I refer to certain folks as "suffering from a severely debilitating recto-cranial inversion."

I also like "Dumb as a box of rocks, but nowhere near as useful."

+1 for windowlicker, too.

Mitten lint.

 

[wildman2]

Numbskull and the father in laws favorite, dirty rotten potlicker

 

[Thumb n Fingers]

A$$ clown, Jag-Off, and Meat Pie are my favored names for 'idiots'. In order from completely reprehensible 'idiot' to just silly fool 'idiot'.