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cigarette burns, lets see em

I know, and it's still the most amazing drink you'll ever drink. It tastes like what having sex feels like; if having sex felt like drinking brawndo, which it doesn't, cause brawndo is more awesome than that.

It's so good, you'll start dry humping the mic stand, cause that's what drinking bawndo makes you want to do! You'll be so good at dry humping mic stands, that they'll have to give you an award for dry humping mic stands, which you'll turn down cause you don't need an award for dry humping mic stands, since you already know you're the best at it.

On another less idiotic note, idiocracy is a hysterical movie, and if you haven't seen it yet you should.
 
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Personally I think smoking on stage looks unprofessional as hell, I mean c'mon, how about keeping your addiction in check for a couple of hours? I also wonder how the hell the smokes are supposed to "stick" on a bass headstock seeing as the strings are quite a bit further apart...
 
Personally I think smoking on stage looks unprofessional as hell, I mean c'mon, how about keeping your addiction in check for a couple of hours? I also wonder how the hell the smokes are supposed to "stick" on a bass headstock seeing as the strings are quite a bit further apart...

smoking drinking and carousing are the cornerstone of rock n roll baby. when you make more money then slash, eric clapton, keith richards or numerous other musicians then you get to weigh in on the "professionality" of smoking on stage. should you smoke at a wedding gig..probably not but trust me those that are smoking on stage arent usually rocking that kind of gig as their main. we arent insurance agents or bankers on stage were musicians and our professionality extends to making sure we give the crowd the best bang for their buck and making sure were checking all the girls IDs.