svtb15
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- Mar 22, 2004
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- I play it all. Whatever works for the gig. Q+
way OT but this is funny to me..
Oh yes.. i swear it on a stack of Alleva Coppolos.. really!
I was on a tour. doing some rooms about 5000.. not arenas but large theaters... one of the BG singers was having issues with her monitor.. and asked why they couldn't MIC it like the guitar amp were... SERIOUSLY.. There were 4 BG singers and she was the youngest.. the others were all pros two of which did a Mick Jagger tour etc.
So mr monitor man put a 57 in front of her monitor with a cable running off to monitor land but not connected to anything... you have no idea what a cruel amount of laughter came from inside of me..
The same singer was having issues with her wireless mic on week.. and we were having issues with her pitch.. They were all Vega mics.. fairly expensive in the wireless type..
And they all had a foam windscreen on them.. Well the same monitor guy set up the other singers with the normal setup.. but oh hers he put a windscreen on the end of a MAGLITE and put it in her mic clip...
And you guys wonder where i get my sick sense of humor from. i grew up with theses guys...
Needless to say she only lasted a bout 2 weeks. she was family to management and thats why she got the job at first..
All factual stuff.. I have hundreds of stories even better than that one.. one day i will need to put out a R&R pranks book out.. someone else will need to type it, since that is not my forte.
Oh yes.. i swear it on a stack of Alleva Coppolos.. really!
I was on a tour. doing some rooms about 5000.. not arenas but large theaters... one of the BG singers was having issues with her monitor.. and asked why they couldn't MIC it like the guitar amp were... SERIOUSLY.. There were 4 BG singers and she was the youngest.. the others were all pros two of which did a Mick Jagger tour etc.
So mr monitor man put a 57 in front of her monitor with a cable running off to monitor land but not connected to anything... you have no idea what a cruel amount of laughter came from inside of me..
The same singer was having issues with her wireless mic on week.. and we were having issues with her pitch.. They were all Vega mics.. fairly expensive in the wireless type..
And they all had a foam windscreen on them.. Well the same monitor guy set up the other singers with the normal setup.. but oh hers he put a windscreen on the end of a MAGLITE and put it in her mic clip...
And you guys wonder where i get my sick sense of humor from. i grew up with theses guys...
Needless to say she only lasted a bout 2 weeks. she was family to management and thats why she got the job at first..
All factual stuff.. I have hundreds of stories even better than that one.. one day i will need to put out a R&R pranks book out.. someone else will need to type it, since that is not my forte.
No way, dude... there is no way someone's that stupid and can still muster the cranial function to exist. That person would be too stupid to remember to breathe.![]()


