I live in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Haligonia (habitants are Haligonians)
Califax (makes no sense)
Next town over is Sackville (that's it's real name, after a British Lord), AKA SackVegas. My fave.
Everyone called it Suckville when I lived in Halifax. Also Darkness across the harbour and Bedrock down at the end just before you get to Suckville.
Big Smoke as well. T'ronna is my home town.
Tronna or Tron-toe is how it's usually pronounced down here. Always 2 syllables.
We have enough place names that are funny enough on their own: Dildo, next to Spread Eagle (seriously) Hibbs' Hole (now Hibbs' Cove I think), Joe Batt's Arm, Jerry's Nose, etc. There was a place called Famish Gut but they renamed it Fairhaven (I prefer Famish Gut) and a place called Gayside that was renamed (ludicrously) Baytona.