- Feb 5, 2013
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- Endorsing Artist: Used Fender Lead Sleds and Hartke cabs with bent grills
... the skies open up and a host of heavenly beings break into Handel's Messiah.
Or
... I quickly develop a cerebral hemorrhage due to the intense concentration required when switching back and forth from a four banger.
Or
... nothing out of the ordinary happens cuz it's just another bass.
Or
... I want to drive back to GC and stick it up the a$$ of the salesman cuz it's difficult to play and sounds like weasels copulating.
Or
... I want to kill myself and three other people who look like me because this monstrosity should never have been built.
And then explain WHY Because I'm thinking of buying one and I'm trying to decide if it makes sense and what the chances are that I'll like it
Or
... I quickly develop a cerebral hemorrhage due to the intense concentration required when switching back and forth from a four banger.
Or
... nothing out of the ordinary happens cuz it's just another bass.
Or
... I want to drive back to GC and stick it up the a$$ of the salesman cuz it's difficult to play and sounds like weasels copulating.
Or
... I want to kill myself and three other people who look like me because this monstrosity should never have been built.
And then explain WHY Because I'm thinking of buying one and I'm trying to decide if it makes sense and what the chances are that I'll like it

