Dating websites : yay or nay?

[bassinplace]

Tinder is fun.

I wouldn't dismiss it so fast. I believe Ashley Madison, the dating site catering to married couples, is one of the highest, revenue producing dating sites.

Lots of miserable married people out there like me.

Some of these sites seem like they're just a click away from an std. Just sayin'.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Some of these sites seem like they're just a click away from an std. Just sayin'.

God hates a coward.

 

[tastybasslines]

Uh - no. Ashley Madison caters to married individuals.

Adjectives - move one and everything changes.

Call it what you want, but you know what I mean jive turkey.

And, by the way, a lot of couples stay in a marriage for the convenience factor and still date.

 

[capnjim]

For me, the thing that turns off most girls from my profile is the fact that I am still miserably married.
Being 5'8" and 220lbs doesn't really help either.

 

[Darth Handsome]

For me, the thing that turns off most girls from my profile is the fact that I am still miserably married.
Being 5'8" and 220lbs doesn't really help either.

I think you're beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you different.

 

[bassinplace]

God hates a coward.

I ain't fraid'a no ghost.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I ain't fraid'a no ghost.

If the sit-rep is "Possible STD", there's only one way to handle that: you **** your pants & dive in & swim.

 

[Bloodhammer]

If the sit-rep is "Possible STD", there's only one way to handle that: you **** your pants & dive in & swim.

What a strange mental image this conjures up....

 

[Immigrant]

I believe one of the prerequisites for creating a profile on an online dating website should be that you must have qualities that might be attractive to a prospective suitor, or have something to offer that would make the other person's life more fulfilling.

In other words, no, I do not have an online dating profile.

 

[bassinplace]

If the sit-rep is "Possible STD", there's only one way to handle that: you **** your pants & dive in & swim.

Enjoy your swim. I'll be sitting here on the beach with a beer, enjoying the scenery.

 

[capnjim]

I think you're beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Thanks man....I don't suppose you are actually Scarlett Johanssen in disguise and will fly in for a "visit"??

 

[nukes_da_bass]

What a strange mental image this conjures up....

Yup.
That's one big kitty you can do laps in.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Thanks man....I don't suppose you are actually Scarlett Johanssen in disguise and will fly in for a "visit"??

Scarlet Johansson? Im Darth freaking Handsome! You should be so lucky.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Scarlet Johansson? Im Darth freaking Handsome! You should be so lucky.

If you could bottle that self esteem you'd be a freakin millionaire.

 

[capnjim]

Scarlet Johansson? Im Darth freaking Handsome! You should be so lucky.

My apologies....I'm just not into handsome. Not that there's anything wrong with that! I just have no interest in your saber.

 

[pacojas]

asl?

 

[Darth Handsome]

If you could bottle that self esteem you'd be a freakin millionaire.

It's all BS. Dont tell anyone.

 

[Darth Handsome]

My apologies....I'm just not into handsome. Not that there's anything wrong with that! I just have no interest in your saber.

Pffft. You don't even know what you want.

 

[Stewie26]

If you could bottle that self esteem you'd be a freakin millionaire.

But don't say you are a millionaire in your profile. Got to keep those gold diggers away.

 

[edpal]

For me, the thing that turns off most girls from my profile is the fact that I am still miserably married.
Being 5'8" and 220lbs doesn't really help either.

Some woman who is 5'8" and 230 would call you stud.