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Do you prefer a button fly or zipper fly?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by username n/a, Nov 20, 2010.


  1. Do you prefer a button fly or zipper fly?
     
  2. What is wrong with you?
     
  3. lol'd hard

    but in relation to your question i like zips, buttons are just too much work lol :ninja:
     
  4. i find interlocking metal teeth in that particular area frightening.
     
  5. MIJ-VI

    MIJ-VI Banned Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2009
    A zipper for convenience but buttons on loose-fitting trousers for 'light & fluffy' ventilation.
     
  6. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Zipper's nice for quick release when just painting a urinal, but I like the security of a button fly; feels more solid, and I never have to do the "fly check" move.
     
  7. JimB52

    JimB52 User Supporting Member

    May 24, 2007
    East Coast
    Zipper of course. What am I, Amish?
     
  8. Zipper fly. Button flys are for girls and men with weak handshakes.
     
  9. MIJ-VI

    MIJ-VI Banned Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2009
    The need for zipper safety increases with hand strength.
     
  10. sloasdaylight

    sloasdaylight Banned

    Feb 4, 2009
    Tampa, Florida, US
    When I have to pee, the last ****ing thing I want to do is try and work a **** load of buttons to get to my willy and relieve myself.
     
  11. Simo98

    Simo98

    Jun 18, 2009
    QLD, Australia
    About 80% of mine are velcro...


    But otherwise. Zips ftw.
     
  12. sloasdaylight

    sloasdaylight Banned

    Feb 4, 2009
    Tampa, Florida, US
    I should mention, I wear athletic gear probably 90% of the time, so I don't really have flies; and yes, I do pee like Butters.
     
  13. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    Incredible!

    But to answer the question, I've never owned button flys, and i've been around long enough to remember when they were new and hip. Lame then, lame now.
     
  14. colcifer

    colcifer Esteemed Nitpicker Supporting Member

    Feb 10, 2010
    A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    I'm with slow as daylight
     
  15. Rune Bivrin

    Rune Bivrin Supporting Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Huddinge, Sweden
    Fruit flies all the way.
     
  16. Stripper pants?
     
  17. Simo98

    Simo98

    Jun 18, 2009
    QLD, Australia
    Aww hell yeah. A quick exit option from any pants is the way to go...


    No, boardies actually. I don't know what they are called overseas.
     
  18. Jerose

    Jerose

    Nov 28, 2005
    Syracuse, NY
    What kind does Gavin wear?
     
  19. ryco

    ryco

    Apr 24, 2005
    97465
    Zipper, but 501s only have button flies.
     
  20. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Button flys can suck it.

    Worst invention ever.
     

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