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Down the rabbit hole again - Project 4350

I'm still sniggering at the original Daily Mail article, visualizing a massive Hollywood tentpole summer movie and Jeff Goldblum is like... "My God.... that's half a Giraffe...It could have taken out Manhattan..." and the scene cuts to an entire undetected whole Giraffe hurtling through space towards a doomed planet...
 
I'm still sniggering at the original Daily Mail article, visualizing a massive Hollywood tentpole summer movie and Jeff Goldblum is like... "My God.... that's half a Giraffe...It could have taken out Manhattan..." and the scene cuts to an entire undetected whole Giraffe hurtling through space towards a doomed planet...
But who ate the other half of the Space Giraffe? Hmm? What else does it like to eat?
 
I just did the math. According to studies, when you lead an army of horses in battle against an army of giraffes,
the point where they are evenly matched is when you set 2.719.243 horses against 1.000.000 giraffes (they seem so gentle, but apparently turn to vicious beasts when you whip them up into battle frenzy).
Given that one metric horsepower equals 735,499 watts, that means that one giraffe power equals exactly 2000 Watts, making it a much more convenient factor to use when it becomes necessary to do giraffe to metric conversions.
 
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Sorry, but that's a misunderstanding: You must not use a piccolo giraffe for a full size bass.
You're right. I'm sorry. Try again:
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Bump. What the hell :bassist:
If you want performers, go to a circus.

I could throw this out next week and it would be garbage, or I can do it in my time, and it will be something I wanted to drop my time and money on.

And it's a lot of time, and quite a lot of money. So, if it's all the same to you, I'll do it my way.

This is a hobby. A diversion. That's all it is.
 
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If you want performers, go to a circus.

I could throw this out next week and it would be garbage, or I can do it in my time, and it will be something I wanted to drop my time and money on.

And it's a lot of time, and quite a lot of money. So, if it's all the same to you, I'll do it my way.

This is a hobby. A diversion. That's all it is.
Not at all what I meant...:meh:
 
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