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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
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The tricky part about liberal metal is that all the instruments have to be played lefty.
Well played my son. The force is strong with this one.
...meanwhile, the actual owner of luvbieber2151990@yahoo is perplexed at the suden influx of weird emails.
please stop I cannot clear my inbox fast enough
This is funny. However, I can't see anywhere that Aaron was a bassist. Or thinking of moonshining as a bassist. As for child uprbringing I think he would be better off starting a New Age act, and do "cotton wool" music for us. I can't think of that that CL is nothing but a prank, joke from the start on. Just like the bassist ad , a couple of years back (even more) where the bassist seeking jobs, just could play in G, and if it was not i G he'd sit that one out. Bu funny nevertheless. Keep it up Aaron.
Lefty (liberal) - check
Natural (bald) - check
Fat (bulbous rear) - check
I think this is just one pentagram sticker away from being perfect.
I can't believe that someone would want Aaron to give up his art to take care of his kid. That is some messed up stuff right there. Human life comes and goes blah blah blah ..... but Aaron's art...... that's somethin' special. I wish there were more brave people out there like Aaron willing to have their kid's make sacrifices so they can make art.
Step one = done
Step two = Start band called "Aarons Metal Band"
Step three = post link to YouTube channel here (and on every other forum that posted the CL ad).
Step four = enjoy the free publicity.
Maybe Aaorn is the Miley of Metal.
I admire the greatness of this Craigslist ad. I WISH all CL postings could be this accurate.
"Bassist wanted for amateur attempt to justify all my guitar equipment in my garage. Band will NEVER play out, so don't expect that. You can suggest songs for the setlist, but we will ignore them all.
Also, we don't want to hear anything you play, so don't expect to hear a single bass note over the pounding drums and half marshall stacks.
Only the greatest bass players with awesome backup vocals need apply to join this greatness.
If we do get a gig somehow, we probably will call an old friend we like a lot better than you to play at it anyhow.
Must send music samples, full resume, videos and polygraph test results"
"Bassist wanted for amateur attempt to justify all my guitar equipment in my garage. Band will NEVER play out, so don't expect that. You can suggest songs for the setlist, but we will ignore them all.
Also, we don't want to hear anything you play, so don't expect to hear a single bass note over the pounding drums and half marshall stacks.
Only the greatest bass players with awesome backup vocals need apply to join this greatness.
If we do get a gig somehow, we probably will call an old friend we like a lot better than you to play at it anyhow.
Must send music samples, full resume, videos and polygraph test results"
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Maybe the guy's confusing "liberal" with "progressive"? Dunno why some people have a thing against prog rock and metal...
I really think one of us should post another CL ad in the Little Rock CL, strongly encouraging Aaron to start a metal band.
EDIT: I see we do have some direct trolling and pot stirring going on in the LR CL, excellent.
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