I wouldn't do it. You may draw upon the Wrath of Liberal Aaron's Arch Nemesis: The Angry Craigslist Conservative.
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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
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I wouldn't do it. You may draw upon the Wrath of Liberal Aaron's Arch Nemesis: The Angry Craigslist Conservative.
I think I saw them at the last CMA music festival. They opened for Kenny Chesney if I recall correctly.
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Who?
Not sure how you are able to come to the conclusion that Aaron is a deadbeat dad, but you may have supernatural powers I am not aware of.
"Maybe you should do us all a favor and take about 5 years off the music scene, to raise your baby ?" from the op
I'm pretty sure this is what the whole thing is about.
Some inference involved there, and "raise" could mean many things... such as "spend more time with" whereas "deadbeat dad" is pretty specifically financial. So, you're assuming the CL person means financially. Could be true, but not necessarily. Also, to conclude that whoever is attacking Aaron is CORRECT is a pretty big assumption that he is in fact a "deadbeat dad", as the mere existence of the posting indicates some mental deficiencies, and certainly personal animosity. Finally, to assume that anyone here is "defending" Aaron (a stretch by itself) and then to conclude that this is due to that posters "political ideology" being attacked is yet another leap. Perhaps I am misreading you, because this would seem to be a series of untenable leaps. In fact, I am assuming I must be missing something here. Wouldn't be the first time.
But, boyfriend of the baby momma does seem like a likely candidate for this, all things considered. It's your inferences about people "defending" Aaron, and motives that you ascribe, that seem the least tenable, IMO.
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Y'ALL, THERE ARE TWO MORE!!
I am pretty sure they're from the OP; if they're from people here, no one has owned them. Much vitriol! Here you go:
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Aaron , we also want you to contact our company " Narcissists Anonymous" . It is our professional opinion that we can make you famous and wealthy by marketing your over inflated ego that you endlessly display on a daily basis.
We noticed that you used to have multiple facebook pages, because you seemed to think you were so important , that one facebook page was not nearly enough. All one has to do is look on your facebook account to get a idea of this fact. For example , the job descriptions you list are :
Musician, songwriter, comedian, writer, radio show producer and host.
For you to claim you are a comedian, would be like a person who cuts toenails to claim they are a surgeon. We have to wonder if you actually believe your own narcissistic bull$***. You are indeed a 1 of a kind narcissist and we would love to have you as part of our organization.
We think we can advance your career tremendously with the formation of a new kind of local original band . It would only have members that are stupid die hard liberals, with huge egos, bald heads , obesity , pro drugs , anti gun and no real job , no useful skills in real life. In other words, you have all the traits to lead such a band and you of course could continue to live in your fantasy world, of believing you have such great talent .
Please contact us at your earliest convenience !
Narcissists Anonymous
Delusional Dept.
Att . Bozo the obese liberal clown.
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You are indeed talented and famous . You were elevated to this position when you called into my show and won a free coffee cup . From that point onwards, you became a huge star and even my best Hollywood friends ask about you at our liberal scumbag parties. In our circles, you are a bigger star then people like Blake Shelton or Bernie Sanders.
If you call into my show this week, I will give you a used pair of my lesbian panties , for you to put over your bald head and look sexy. You can wear them on stage, at your next big music gig to impress the 13 fans in the audience that are high on dope.
Dont ever let anyone convince you that you have to big a ego for your body .You just have to small a body for your ego. I suggest you eat a few more pizzas and continue to refrain from having a real job so you can put on a few more pounds and enlarge your body mass to match your ego.
P.S., I cant wait to see you perform again at the comedy club. Your last show had the whole club laughing in tears { all 6 people } . Of course they would of laughed at a fly on the wall since they were probably your friends, and high as a kite.
I am pretty sure they're from the OP; if they're from people here, no one has owned them. Much vitriol! Here you go:
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[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
Aaron , we also want you to contact our company " Narcissists Anonymous" . It is our professional opinion that we can make you famous and wealthy by marketing your over inflated ego that you endlessly display on a daily basis.
We noticed that you used to have multiple facebook pages, because you seemed to think you were so important , that one facebook page was not nearly enough. All one has to do is look on your facebook account to get a idea of this fact. For example , the job descriptions you list are :
Musician, songwriter, comedian, writer, radio show producer and host.
For you to claim you are a comedian, would be like a person who cuts toenails to claim they are a surgeon. We have to wonder if you actually believe your own narcissistic bull$***. You are indeed a 1 of a kind narcissist and we would love to have you as part of our organization.
We think we can advance your career tremendously with the formation of a new kind of local original band . It would only have members that are stupid die hard liberals, with huge egos, bald heads , obesity , pro drugs , anti gun and no real job , no useful skills in real life. In other words, you have all the traits to lead such a band and you of course could continue to live in your fantasy world, of believing you have such great talent .
Please contact us at your earliest convenience !
Narcissists Anonymous
Delusional Dept.
Att . Bozo the obese liberal clown.
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[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
You are indeed talented and famous . You were elevated to this position when you called into my show and won a free coffee cup . From that point onwards, you became a huge star and even my best Hollywood friends ask about you at our liberal scumbag parties. In our circles, you are a bigger star then people like Blake Shelton or Bernie Sanders.
If you call into my show this week, I will give you a used pair of my lesbian panties , for you to put over your bald head and look sexy. You can wear them on stage, at your next big music gig to impress the 13 fans in the audience that are high on dope.
Dont ever let anyone convince you that you have to big a ego for your body .You just have to small a body for your ego. I suggest you eat a few more pizzas and continue to refrain from having a real job so you can put on a few more pounds and enlarge your body mass to match your ego.
P.S., I cant wait to see you perform again at the comedy club. Your last show had the whole club laughing in tears { all 6 people } . Of course they would of laughed at a fly on the wall since they were probably your friends, and high as a kite.
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You're right. I reread the thread and it is a lot less "Aaron defending" than I first thought.
All good but I'd suggest "Absent Aaron and the Heavy Metaliberals"
Bill Cinton? Hell no, the poster is obviously Mike Huckabee.
I'm betting that Aaron doesn't know that he's an emerging metal god.
All hail AARON.
All hail AARON.
It wouldn't even matter if it was. You're assuming whomever wrote the original ad was correct about this other complete stranger named Aaron. These are two complete strangers, one of whom may not actually even exist (Aaron, I mean c'mon this is CL, this could be a completely fictional troll post for all we know). So you're sort of being a bit hypocritical here, and you're now having some hurt fee-fees about people supposedly defending a random stranger because his political ideology DOESN'T align with yours.
This is why people are making fun of the political angle, and why political posts on TB are dumb.
I'm betting that Aaron doesn't know that he's an emerging metal god.
All hail AARON.
With all of these side projects he is clearly going to be the next Chris Cornell.
In response:
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Dear Bozo the obese liberal clown,
Thank you for the letter! I always knew I was truly special and this confirms it. I couldn't find an address so I wrote back here (I'm sure you're looking for more posts from me here and on my Facebook pages, so it shouldn't be hard to find this.) I'm extra excited because up until now, I never knew I was a surgeon! I cut my toenails all the time! Now I can edit my job description on Facebook to read...
Musician, songwriter, comedian, writer, radio show producer, host, and SURGEON!
Anyway, listen. I'm very interested in this deal, although you've got some competition from Lefthanded Compliment. I've been in negotiations with them since this morning. What can you offer me? Whomever ends up having the privilege of signing me will be making the best decision of their lives. One of my friends has already designed a sweet new logo for my band (see pic) so I'm ready to go. May the most liberal label win!
-AARON
P.S. Bozo, it seems that your copy editor hasn't come back to work after the holidays. You should really look into hiring a replacement.
But based on his location, he's probably a liberal...
