I'm thinking about posting an add to Aaron's kid encouraging her/him to use the angst from being abandoned by their father to make some really good music. I think "Aaron's Abandoned Progeny" would be an awesome name for a band.
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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
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Bill plays Saxophone and Horemonica. Are there any metal bands that play instruments you blow or vice versa?
New posting there:
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AARON, please contact us re: label support (Little Rock)
Aaron, I am a producer for a regional record label, and I heard about your new project through a Craigslist ad. I would like to hear your music! Do you have a demo?
We are a family-friendly label that is family owned, so the fact that you are raising a young child while still pursuing numerous musical projects of various genres is really impressive to us.
Too much of the music industry today is based on looks and not music; we here at Lefthanded Compliment believe that is not the future of music, especially with the rise in true listening, as internet streaming-- sound only-- has killed the video star.
Still, for the sake of genre authenticity, we would like for you to consider wearing leopard print spandex at your shows. I think some metal fans, especially those residing in portable residences, expect this, and we want to appeal as broadly as possible to ensure the financial success of your project.
Thank you on behalf of fat bald musicians everywhere for having the courage to bring out your music despite the challenges of fatherhood and holding political views that are not popular with your fellow Arkansasians.
An advance on royalties is possible, let's discuss the details.
We are expecting big things for your future! It is a strange and ironic twist that this opportunity for you would never have arisen if not for the publicity directed your way via Craigslist. Please contact me so we can get your demo materials and see about getting a promo pack together for you. If your music is half as good as your character as a person, your future is very bright indeed.
Thanks,
Eric Smith
A&R coordinator
Left Handed Compliment Records
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AARON, please contact us re: label support (Little Rock)
Aaron, I am a producer for a regional record label, and I heard about your new project through a Craigslist ad. I would like to hear your music! Do you have a demo?
We are a family-friendly label that is family owned, so the fact that you are raising a young child while still pursuing numerous musical projects of various genres is really impressive to us.
Too much of the music industry today is based on looks and not music; we here at Lefthanded Compliment believe that is not the future of music, especially with the rise in true listening, as internet streaming-- sound only-- has killed the video star.
Still, for the sake of genre authenticity, we would like for you to consider wearing leopard print spandex at your shows. I think some metal fans, especially those residing in portable residences, expect this, and we want to appeal as broadly as possible to ensure the financial success of your project.
Thank you on behalf of fat bald musicians everywhere for having the courage to bring out your music despite the challenges of fatherhood and holding political views that are not popular with your fellow Arkansasians.
An advance on royalties is possible, let's discuss the details.
We are expecting big things for your future! It is a strange and ironic twist that this opportunity for you would never have arisen if not for the publicity directed your way via Craigslist. Please contact me so we can get your demo materials and see about getting a promo pack together for you. If your music is half as good as your character as a person, your future is very bright indeed.
Thanks,
Eric Smith
A&R coordinator
Left Handed Compliment Records
Lemmy would have replied with a middle finger. \m/ \m/ Don't EVER let anyone tell you what TO or NOT TO play. It's music, go with your heart and have fun doing it.
This is one of my all time favorite skits from any skit show. Key & Peele is/was great. It's a shame it ended.
These guys were of course on MADtv and another great skit from that show featured Keegen Michael Key in a court room setting as a defendant that just keeps incriminating himself more and more as well as threatening the judge and on and on. Absolutely hilarious. Not sure which season or what the title of the skit is though.
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Let's start a Kick Starter campaign to fund Aaron's next metal band
You are my new hero for posting this. Just about died laughing.To Aaron is human, and to forge Glam-Metal, Devine.
I sense a new genre on the horizon.
"lib-metal"
It spawned from prog-metal.
"lib-metal"
It spawned from prog-metal.
Conservative logic. .. he does something I don't want, it's because he's a liberal
This is what I'm going to call my next Nerdcore Metal crossover project. Do you think Aaron has some openings in his schedule to collab?
