Hello my name is Ray and I am a drummer looking for a church or a band. I do have my own drums but I am just lacking a vehicle. Donations would be nice to help me keep up my drum equipment. You can call me at (334) xxx-xxxx if interested.
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keyboards/lead vocals wanted (novato)
Date: 2011-06-15, 10:01AM PDT
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lead guitarest/vocalest w/drummer and bass player looking for a seasoned pro keyboard player /with lead and backing vocals .80s- currant rock& funk band . Corperate ,high $ privite partys and some clubs.Must have killer chops , B-3, synth horns and all.. Seasoned pro is what were looik for . This will be a FUN gig as well as $$$.
Location: novato
keyboards/lead vocals wanted (novato)
Date: 2011-06-15, 10:01AM PDT
Reply to:
lead guitarest/vocalest w/drummer and bass player looking for a seasoned pro keyboard player /with lead and backing vocals .80s- currant rock& funk band . Corperate ,high $ privite partys and some clubs.Must have killer chops , B-3, synth horns and all.. Seasoned pro is what were looik for . This will be a FUN gig as well as $$$.
Location: novato
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First Things First....If this ad is up the item is STILL AVAILABLE!
I can't reply to inquiries "still available?" cause Craigs List has too many scammers, spammers and schemers trying to cop emails and promote some sorry ass schemes..
It's unfortunate but that is the case.
If the ad is visible to you the laptop is still available.
Now on to the listing....
my NEW COMPAQ Laptop for your Old Guitar or Banjo
NOT interested in any chinese, korean or indonesian imports that I can buy for far less than what I paid for the laptop...thank you...
Offering the NEW IN BOX Compaq laptop in trade for that old banjo or guitar in the attic, basement, shed or under the bed upstairs.
Bought new and never used....daughter is moving and new job provides her with a company laptop so this one is up for trade.
Once again it is NEW...not used. Not reconditioned. Still in original unopened box. Ready to go...
here are the specs...
Compaq - Presario Laptop / AMD V-Series Processor / 15.6" Display / 2GB Memory / 250GB Hard Drive
- Basic Black
This laptop features a spacious 250GB hard drive for storing important documents and files and a 15.6" high-definition LED display with 1366 x 768 resolution for crystal-clear images and detail.
Windows 7 Home Premium preloaded
adapter Software: Adobe Reader, Adobe Flash; Cyberlink DVD Suite, Cyberlink MediaShow and more Owner's manual
Product Features AMD V-Series processor V140* For efficient processing while multitasking. 2GB DDR3 memory
For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB. Multiformat DVD±RW/CD-RW drive with double-layer support
Records up to 8.5GB of data or 4 hours of video using compatible DVD+R DL and DVD-R DL media. 15.6" LED high-definition display With BrightView technology and 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity.
250GB Serial ATA hard drive (5400 rpm) For fast read/write times.
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4250 graphics Feature up to 893MB total video memory for lush images.
One-touch launch keys Provide quick access to the Web.
3 high-speed USB 2.0 ports For fast digital video, audio and data transfer.
Built-in high-speed wireless LAN (802.11b/g/n) Connect to the Internet on the go.
Built-in 10/100Base-T Ethernet LAN with RJ-45 connector For flexible wired Web connectivity options.
Weighs 5.6 lbs. and measures just 1.5" thin For easy portability.
Long battery life Of up to 4 hours and 15 minutes to give you more time away from an outlet.
Textured Imprint finish Features a prism design on the palm rest for a sophisticated look.
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition 64-bit operating system preinstalled Provides a stable computing platform.
Software package included With Adobe Reader, Adobe Flash, Cyberlink DVD Suite,
Cyberlink MediaShow and more. Microsoft Office 2010 also included (product key card required for activation; sold separately).
ENERGY STAR qualified Designed to use less energy and meets strict energy efficiency guidelines set by the Environmental Protection Agency and U.S. Department of Energy. AMD, AMD Arrow logo, AMD Athlon, QuantiSpeed, AMD PowerNow! and combinations thereof are trademarks of Advanced Micro Devices, Inc.
willing to consider trade involving junky old banjo, guitar or mandolin...
not interested in Epiphones, First Acts, Tursers or any of the other imports that seem to outnumber the world population...more interested in older junkers with potential....Kay, Harmony, Holiday, Recording King, etc... thanks
text 4o1-4eight4-o63nine IF YOU ARE SERIOUS and can include information on the old guitar, banjo or mandolin you have to offer.
thanks for the interest but not interested in the kind offers made involving:
the Epiphone SG Special
the Yamaha Classical guitar
the Applause guitar
the Jay Jr guitar
the red Epiphone SG
...all of which I can buy outright for considerably less than what I paid for the laptop...
tire kickers please don't waste your time or mine..
First Things First....If this ad is up the item is STILL AVAILABLE!
I can't reply to inquiries "still available?" cause Craigs List has too many scammers, spammers and schemers trying to cop emails and promote some sorry ass schemes..
It's unfortunate but that is the case.
If the ad is visible to you the laptop is still available.
Now on to the listing....
my NEW COMPAQ Laptop for your Old Guitar or Banjo
NOT interested in any chinese, korean or indonesian imports that I can buy for far less than what I paid for the laptop...thank you...
Offering the NEW IN BOX Compaq laptop in trade for that old banjo or guitar in the attic, basement, shed or under the bed upstairs.
Bought new and never used....daughter is moving and new job provides her with a company laptop so this one is up for trade.
Once again it is NEW...not used. Not reconditioned. Still in original unopened box. Ready to go...
here are the specs...
Compaq - Presario Laptop / AMD V-Series Processor / 15.6" Display / 2GB Memory / 250GB Hard Drive
- Basic Black
This laptop features a spacious 250GB hard drive for storing important documents and files and a 15.6" high-definition LED display with 1366 x 768 resolution for crystal-clear images and detail.
Windows 7 Home Premium preloaded
adapter Software: Adobe Reader, Adobe Flash; Cyberlink DVD Suite, Cyberlink MediaShow and more Owner's manual
Product Features AMD V-Series processor V140* For efficient processing while multitasking. 2GB DDR3 memory
For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB. Multiformat DVD±RW/CD-RW drive with double-layer support
Records up to 8.5GB of data or 4 hours of video using compatible DVD+R DL and DVD-R DL media. 15.6" LED high-definition display With BrightView technology and 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity.
250GB Serial ATA hard drive (5400 rpm) For fast read/write times.
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4250 graphics Feature up to 893MB total video memory for lush images.
One-touch launch keys Provide quick access to the Web.
3 high-speed USB 2.0 ports For fast digital video, audio and data transfer.
Built-in high-speed wireless LAN (802.11b/g/n) Connect to the Internet on the go.
Built-in 10/100Base-T Ethernet LAN with RJ-45 connector For flexible wired Web connectivity options.
Weighs 5.6 lbs. and measures just 1.5" thin For easy portability.
Long battery life Of up to 4 hours and 15 minutes to give you more time away from an outlet.
Textured Imprint finish Features a prism design on the palm rest for a sophisticated look.
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition 64-bit operating system preinstalled Provides a stable computing platform.
Software package included With Adobe Reader, Adobe Flash, Cyberlink DVD Suite,
Cyberlink MediaShow and more. Microsoft Office 2010 also included (product key card required for activation; sold separately).
ENERGY STAR qualified Designed to use less energy and meets strict energy efficiency guidelines set by the Environmental Protection Agency and U.S. Department of Energy. AMD, AMD Arrow logo, AMD Athlon, QuantiSpeed, AMD PowerNow! and combinations thereof are trademarks of Advanced Micro Devices, Inc.
willing to consider trade involving junky old banjo, guitar or mandolin...
not interested in Epiphones, First Acts, Tursers or any of the other imports that seem to outnumber the world population...more interested in older junkers with potential....Kay, Harmony, Holiday, Recording King, etc... thanks
text 4o1-4eight4-o63nine IF YOU ARE SERIOUS and can include information on the old guitar, banjo or mandolin you have to offer.
thanks for the interest but not interested in the kind offers made involving:
the Epiphone SG Special
the Yamaha Classical guitar
the Applause guitar
the Jay Jr guitar
the red Epiphone SG
...all of which I can buy outright for considerably less than what I paid for the laptop...
tire kickers please don't waste your time or mine..
Yeah, maybe I should send them an email starting with "I'm a proud citizen of the Republic of Texas and a redneck". I'm sure that's what they're looking for!
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Looking 4 Bass Player with funk and soul (I89)
Date: 2011-06-20, 2:20PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Title says it all. Pro mindset and attitude.
Kevin
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ummm....no, it doesn't.
Looking 4 Bass Player with funk and soul (I89)
Date: 2011-06-20, 2:20PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Title says it all. Pro mindset and attitude.
Kevin
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ummm....no, it doesn't.
This is Definitely best of material.
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Heh. 'crustified mansalsa'.
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Heh. 'crustified mansalsa'.
Date: 2011-06-23, 1:22AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
This is a Price Chopper semi ripe banana from Columbia-nothing but the best stuff. PLU # 4011 with "Davy Jones" signed in sharpie on it.
* Location: Manchester
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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This is a Price Chopper semi ripe banana from Columbia-nothing but the best stuff. PLU # 4011 with "Davy Jones" signed in sharpie on it.
* Location: Manchester
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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A Bit Of Fun?
Date: 2011-06-21, 4:16PM EDT
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Hi, My name is "Stylin'" Steve Tyson. I'm the lead singer of a band called The Never-Gonna Bees.
I hate the band and am looking for something "real". Real players that don't just play their instruments but own them as well.
I like all kinds of music except a few, and of course my opinion about music is the only one that counts since I'm the singer and I'm more talented than most musicians. (even though I don't play an instrument, I could if I wanted to...and I'd be good!)
If you don't like groups like Radiohead, you are not worthy to play an instrument. (let alone be in a band)
I'm not sure what I want this future band I'm forming to sound like, but I want it to be original, genuine...not just follow the sellouts like Nickelback or Coldplay.
I'd rather starve and live in a mud hut than have to play garbage like that.
I want this new band to have a late 80s type sound with a 30s swing band kind of vibe. kinda like Faith No More meets Benny Goodman. (with a little ABBA mixed in)
I want dedicated players that will sacrifice everything for the band.
No kids, no other job commitments...you must stick with the band where and whenever we tour.
Your family can't be first priority. The band IS your family! (brother)
If you do drugs, you must still be able to perform while under the influence AND you must keep out of trouble. If you're busted you might be kicked out of the band, unless you prove to be too valuable to replace (or too big of a star to lose without losing our fan base), then we'll take you back under conditions that you'll eventually stretch to the limit...then we'll kick you out again.
As lead singer, my tools are: #1. My Mouth #2. My Dick #3. My Microphone.
The rest of the band has to provide the P.A. as that's not my responsibility. Guitar players are usually into the tech stuff anyway...let them buy all that sh!t.
I'll get most of the girls so just get use to it. I'll send a few your way after I'm done with 'em. And if you tell my wife, you be kicked out of the band.
Since I'm the leader and book most of our gigs, I'm taking 20% off the top for finders fee. My phone time is costly!
I can't sing anything high nor too low and I'm not good with harmony vocals, so the band must fill these spots.
Pay will be slack at first, but after a few years, we're sure to build a fan base and might eventually make as much as the local cover bands. Maybe more!
Within 5 years, I expect us to be recording our first album. We'll have a record contract with Atlantic or Warner Bros. and soon after we'll be touring Japan.
I don't have a place to practice at the moment and I don't have a car (or license), so you'll need to pick me up.
My ex-wife & 3 kids left me 5 years ago and she gets most of my paycheck (I'm part-time at Pizza Hut), so this gig money is the only income I have free & clear of my wife's clutches.
I don't have a place to stay right now so I'm flopping at a friend's house. I'll probably move in with one of the guys in the new band eventually (brother!).
I don't do drugs myself but I drink a little bit everyday, but only at night (except on weekends). I might have a 12 pack a night...maybe a few more, plus about 5 shots of Bourbon to loosen and clear my throat.
Hope to hear from you soon, I really need the money bad. (I'm sooo hungry!)
So who's gonna jump at the chance to work with this guy? I hope it's a joke, but judging by some of the people I've seen around here, it may even be serious.
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Date: 2011-06-21, 4:16PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi, My name is "Stylin'" Steve Tyson. I'm the lead singer of a band called The Never-Gonna Bees.
I hate the band and am looking for something "real". Real players that don't just play their instruments but own them as well.
I like all kinds of music except a few, and of course my opinion about music is the only one that counts since I'm the singer and I'm more talented than most musicians. (even though I don't play an instrument, I could if I wanted to...and I'd be good!)
If you don't like groups like Radiohead, you are not worthy to play an instrument. (let alone be in a band)
I'm not sure what I want this future band I'm forming to sound like, but I want it to be original, genuine...not just follow the sellouts like Nickelback or Coldplay.
I'd rather starve and live in a mud hut than have to play garbage like that.
I want this new band to have a late 80s type sound with a 30s swing band kind of vibe. kinda like Faith No More meets Benny Goodman. (with a little ABBA mixed in)
I want dedicated players that will sacrifice everything for the band.
No kids, no other job commitments...you must stick with the band where and whenever we tour.
Your family can't be first priority. The band IS your family! (brother)
If you do drugs, you must still be able to perform while under the influence AND you must keep out of trouble. If you're busted you might be kicked out of the band, unless you prove to be too valuable to replace (or too big of a star to lose without losing our fan base), then we'll take you back under conditions that you'll eventually stretch to the limit...then we'll kick you out again.
As lead singer, my tools are: #1. My Mouth #2. My Dick #3. My Microphone.
The rest of the band has to provide the P.A. as that's not my responsibility. Guitar players are usually into the tech stuff anyway...let them buy all that sh!t.
I'll get most of the girls so just get use to it. I'll send a few your way after I'm done with 'em. And if you tell my wife, you be kicked out of the band.
Since I'm the leader and book most of our gigs, I'm taking 20% off the top for finders fee. My phone time is costly!
I can't sing anything high nor too low and I'm not good with harmony vocals, so the band must fill these spots.
Pay will be slack at first, but after a few years, we're sure to build a fan base and might eventually make as much as the local cover bands. Maybe more!
Within 5 years, I expect us to be recording our first album. We'll have a record contract with Atlantic or Warner Bros. and soon after we'll be touring Japan.
I don't have a place to practice at the moment and I don't have a car (or license), so you'll need to pick me up.
My ex-wife & 3 kids left me 5 years ago and she gets most of my paycheck (I'm part-time at Pizza Hut), so this gig money is the only income I have free & clear of my wife's clutches.
I don't have a place to stay right now so I'm flopping at a friend's house. I'll probably move in with one of the guys in the new band eventually (brother!).
I don't do drugs myself but I drink a little bit everyday, but only at night (except on weekends). I might have a 12 pack a night...maybe a few more, plus about 5 shots of Bourbon to loosen and clear my throat.
Hope to hear from you soon, I really need the money bad. (I'm sooo hungry!)
So who's gonna jump at the chance to work with this guy? I hope it's a joke, but judging by some of the people I've seen around here, it may even be serious.
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Older Gentleman Seeks Female Rap Metal Outfit (Austin)
Date: 2011-06-28, 10:27AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Older retired gentleman seeking rap metal musical ensemble for parties and retirement homes. Although I would prefer an all female rap group, transgender would be fine.
Just looking to spit my flow and shred my axe and blow some ****ing retired minds! Who's with me?!?
austin craigslist > community > musicians
Older Gentleman Seeks Female Rap Metal Outfit (Austin)
Date: 2011-06-28, 10:27AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Older retired gentleman seeking rap metal musical ensemble for parties and retirement homes. Although I would prefer an all female rap group, transgender would be fine.
Just looking to spit my flow and shred my axe and blow some ****ing retired minds! Who's with me?!?
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