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Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

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#405
Brand new electric guitar - $2000 (Gardendale)
Date: 2012-06-11, 11:03PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a brand new 2010 electric guitar. I have only played it three times it's blue and white and still has original stickers from the store . Contact me at 205-767-**** I'm willing to negotiate the price
 
#407
I'm not sure if he's looking for a band or a girlfriend...maybe you guys can tell?

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One of Orlando's Best Bassists (Disney World area...)
Date: 2012-06-12, 7:16PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
SPREAD THE WORD TO FEMALE MUSICIANS OUT THERE...Genuine honest to goodness all around talented bassist looking for a talented "Grace Potter" style of rockin girl who needs a good damn f-ing band to do something real. I was the original bassist for the Los Angeles blues/rock band TALLER in 2001. We played the Hard Rock Beverly Hills and the Coconut Grove and other clubs. Bit I'm the real deal-never did drugs and have an incredible gift for timing, rhythm and musical sensibilities. I'm also a rockin' Les Paul guitarist at the same time and do my own home recordings. I'm younger than I look and have a good look too-Black framed glasses and a trim beard. I'm 43 but look 33. I've worked in movies & tv and have a very nice condo down here by Disney. I want to get involved with a real legit outfit. I'm a mature, worldy guy who was once married, a very friendly personality and a true blue heart for friends and my love of music and guitars. I use the one and only American made just for me Fender Jazz Bass and Ampeg amplifiers. Nothing better than that kids!!!! Shoot me an e-mail. Thanks....I'm cute and single too just so you know.
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#408
Wow - Orlando's on a roll tonight.

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Cruise ship band, anyone? (Central Florida)
Date: 2012-06-12, 10:04PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Cruise ship band, anyone?

I'm a pianist/trumpeter/violinist forming a small jazz group to play cruise ships and upscale clubs in Central Florida.

If you play piano, trumpet, trombone, sax or upright bass, let's practice together.

Playing by ear is what really all that matters, but to get past the suits we need to be good sightreaders... so let's just practice together.

I've even figured out a way to get us paid for rehearsing. To learn more, join here:
http://www.facebook.com/groups/BusinessNetworkingDinnerDance/

Don't believe me?
Here's what I've done:


Please respond with what you can do.

If nothing else, you'll get to be in a poor quality music video. It's like porn, (ok, it pays less, but you can watch it with your mom without her giggling and then saying something disturbing.)

Musicians only, please, no agencies... -- unless you can dream up a value proposition that benefits musicians, too.
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#409
Any idea what instrument this is supposed to be for?

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Instrument Stand - $20 (Reedley)
Date: 2012-06-13, 5:02PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxx [Errors when replying to ads?]
Have a used instrument stand for sale 20.00 call or text Johnny at 559-xxx-xxxx

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Location: Reedley
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
#410
LOL my new favorite local ad.

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hott rapper needs fans will pay (donaldsonville/plaquemime)
Date: 2012-05-24, 10:14AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am a up coming rapper in negotiations with asylum records and I am paying every 1 who view my song on YouTube 10 dollars in oder to be paid you must leave comment name and address I have a account there on YouTube inbox me name and address this is serious not a game I need at least 300 thousand views to be considered help me out not just for the money I'm. Soulja Simon crack music is the name

Location: donaldsonville/plaquemime
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3035221685
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#413
Definitely a head scratcher here..anyone know what kind of bass that is?

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5 string bass - $165 (menifee, Ca)

Date: 2012-06-14, 2:34PM PDT
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I have a beautiful 5 string Bass, no damage and has great sound. Call me at 951-206-3016 Scott Price is firm.

Dear customer,

Yes the artwork is still up for sale. Reasonable offers are gladly accepted.

But unfortunately, due to scammer and those that have been sending me fraudulent checks for amounts higher than the asking price and who insist on using shippers, I have been forced to only accept payments by verified PAYPAL accounts or by certified checks from a major bank or money orders by the United States Postal Service.


There are only three acceptable payments that I will accept.

1. PAYPAL at [email protected]

2. Certified Check, from a major US bank

3. A money order from USPS, of which will be deposited into my bank account and the item will shipped once the check has cleared through my bank.

In summary, I don't go to check cash center to cash your checks. Everything either goes through PAYPAL or deposited through my bank.

My information is:

Davin Higginbotham
30400 Woodbury Circle
Menifee, Ca. 92584

[email protected]

Phone: (951) 206-3016
Paypal account: [email protected]
 
#417
jive1 said:
Not sure if this is real, but supposedly there's girl offering to be a groupie.
I'm wondering if it's her ex trying to get back at her, or a friend doing this as a prank.

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we have those here too i will be ur groupie (south of southwest area)

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Date: 2012-06-08, 7:13PM EDT
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does ur band require lots of fans? would a sexy woman at you're shows make you look more popular? I'm newly separated and desire to see some shows and have some pleasant times

I'll go to shows N practices reach me!

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•Location: south of southwest area
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3066126846


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#419
I saw one of those on Seattle CL the other day, wonder what the angle is? Anybody know? I guess I'm not curious enough to respond and find out, though it would be funny to see if she wants to follow a geezer blues band! :-)
 
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