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Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

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ZeroSymbolic said:
Satanic musician looking for like minded individuals (GR)
Date: 2012-05-14, 12:50AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

There's so many postings here about Christians wanting to form yet another band glorifying their false god that I think its time for us Satanists to form a band in honor of The Dark One. Too much time is spent tossing about hosanas like they were tic tacs, lets play some music for the blood of The Horned One. I play turntables and my friend, Dark Pastor B'ornrath, plays funk bass. I would like to find like minded musicians to battle the Christian Horde as the final days play out as the Mayan Prophets foretold in this, the year of Our Devil 2012. Let us rise up and proclaim our love for the Three-In-One, Jah-Bu-Lon, in the form of rockin' beats and tasty melodies. Lets take back rock music and put it in the hands of the One who created it!!

And then he finds out that the world doesn't end in 2012
 
FUZZ FACE - $100 (Hoover/Vestavia/Birmingham)
Date: 2012-06-07, 4:33AM EDT
Reply to: tsrmg-30499*****@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
For sale is one Dunlop Fuzz Face with NKT 275 Germanium transistors, gain dialed up by the guy I bought it from (don't ask me how he did it, I don't know).
Excellent working condition, as pictured.
CAT NOT INCLUDED.
He's just showcasing it, like Bob Barker's girls do on the Price is Right.
And $100 ought to be about right, considering the massive wall of sound this thing puts out.
You'd pay over $120 at a music store for one that doesn't have half the roar of this tweaked out sludge beast psychedelic metal monster from hippie hell.
CASH ONLY.

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FUZZ FACE - $100 (Hoover/Vestavia/Birmingham)
Date: 2012-06-07, 4:33AM EDT
Reply to: tsrmg-30499*****@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
For sale is one Dunlop Fuzz Face with NKT 275 Germanium transistors, gain dialed up by the guy I bought it from (don't ask me how he did it, I don't know).
Excellent working condition, as pictured.
CAT NOT INCLUDED.
He's just showcasing it, like Bob Barker's girls do on the Price is Right.
And $100 ought to be about right, considering the massive wall of sound this thing puts out.
You'd pay over $120 at a music store for one that doesn't have half the roar of this tweaked out sludge beast psychedelic metal monster from hippie hell.
CASH ONLY.

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I see two fuzz faces in that photo :3.
 
traditional death vocalist available (atlanta)
Date: 2012-06-08, 5:19PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected]

I Sound like a guerilla puking up a subwoofer.

Location: atlanta
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3065900381

Points to ponder:
-Traditional death metal- like Grandma used to play?
-If he is traditional, does he sound like a Sandinista?
-The visual/audio imagery speaks for itself.
 
Not sure if this is real, but supposedly there's girl offering to be a groupie.
I'm wondering if it's her ex trying to get back at her, or a friend doing this as a prank.

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does your band want more fans? should a beautiful girl at ur shows make you look more popular? Im newly separated and want to see some shows and have some pleasant times

I'll go to shows N practices contact me!

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I RECALL ATTEMPTING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THIS GUITAR BACK IN 1967..CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET.NOW I PLAY AN IBANEZ PRESTIGE AND A PARKER FLY.NO NEED FOR THIS ONE ANY MORE.GREAT ACTION AND SOUND.PHOTO SHOWS MISSING KNOB.WILL REPLACE.CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO AND PICTURES....drumgr8r at gmail.com.THIS GUITAR IS IN SUCH UNUSED CONDITION YOU CAN SEE BY THE PHOTOS THAT THE PLASTIC IS STILL ON THE TRUSS ROD COVER...$145.AMAZING CONDITION FOR A GUITAR THAT'S OVER 40+ YEARS OLD.light but solid with great sustain and tone.a great backup guitar..............................................................................................................bag case $20 more.

Totally vintage, bro...

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