Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

[lmfreeman9]

Some people might look at this and be inspired... I watch this, and I think to myself; A one handed guy is better than I'll ever be... dammit.
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I saw him live once and it was very high energy!

 

[hdracer]

I knew I saw this before...It a fellow TB'r

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f8/well-i-think-thats-my-ray-34-a-880163/

Has anyone here ever BEEN the one who's ad was placed in this thread??

Here,




Not me...

 

[landau roof]

This is a funny tidbit:

DRUM SET LAKE NEW 8 PIECE, SILVER COLOR $280 OBO ( NOT LOWER OFFERS )

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[My name is Mudd]

Isn't that called an auction?

 

[ffutterman]

Not bass (or even music) related but it still made me laugh:

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(Philadelphia Free section)

Free Dinner (NE)
Date: 2012-05-22, 2:08PM EDT

This was given to me and I promised it will be ate but we won't finish it. No hands have touched it. You may taste it first so you too won't waste it if you have no food. It's home cooked rice and yams. The rice was made strange to me but tasted fine when I heated it. Come taste to take if you like. Also there is a bunch of rolls. We finished the kool-Aid lol.

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[dminer]

Messy job but steady work!!!

Guillotine Operator (Atlanta)

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Date: 2012-05-22, 3:29PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Office located off Fulton Industrial Blvd./Cascade Road. Must be able to continuously lift 25+ lbs. and be able to stand for 8 hours per day. Basic math skills a must. Attention to details. Previous Guillotine experience preferred but not required. Hours: Monday-Friday 7:30 AM to 4:30 PM. Benefits offered after 90-days.
• Location: Atlanta
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests

 

[ThudThudThud]

This is a funny tidbit:



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Oh, that's just precious! No wonder he got bored, they're set up for a left handed gibbon.

 

[hdracer]

I just saw this one. I think I will pass....

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Ampeg Bass Tube Amp For Sale - $6500 (North Metro)
Date: 2012-05-23, 6:48PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a Model VT-40 tube amp for bass guitar for sale. New tubes and wiring, two speakers missing. Looking for 6500 or best offer. Send me an email if you're interested. Thanks.

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Location: North Metro
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3034264608

 

[KUNGfuSHERIFF]

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Ummmmmmm....yeah!

A drummer and bass WE need (Woodbury)

Date: 2012-05-08, 11:39PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are a seasoned bass player turned lead singer/guitar player and a singer/guitar player who are writing their own songs. We mostly deal with honestly about our current realities with the addition of our awesome humors. If you feel rooted in your prime directive and you are basically cool, we will consider you. Our influences are pot, rock music, slim whitman, early punk. and cool s**t.

We are Not concerned about how many gigs you played or what scene you were a part of, just want 2 people who are into getting weird and actually like our songs. If we jam and you are not into it, no problem we really understand. We are not looking for stardom or money so if you like that, cool, if not, look elsewhere.


P.S. It really helps out if you are a fan of craft beer. Culture is king with us but, we would consider a caveman sloppy drummer type with passion.

Bass players must be into Mike Watt, not play like him just appreciate him.We are in our 30's. Total generation X. **** Yeah!! By the way F**K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace and F**k

 

[stambroker]

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Ummmmmmm....yeah!

A drummer and bass WE need (Woodbury)

Date: 2012-05-08, 11:39PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are a seasoned bass player turned lead singer/guitar player and a singer/guitar player who are writing their own songs. We mostly deal with honestly about our current realities with the addition of our awesome humors. If you feel rooted in your prime directive and you are basically cool, we will consider you. Our influences are pot, rock music, slim whitman, early punk. and cool s**t.

We are Not concerned about how many gigs you played or what scene you were a part of, just want 2 people who are into getting weird and actually like our songs. If we jam and you are not into it, no problem we really understand. We are not looking for stardom or money so if you like that, cool, if not, look elsewhere.


P.S. It really helps out if you are a fan of craft beer. Culture is king with us but, we would consider a caveman sloppy drummer type with passion.

Bass players must be into Mike Watt, not play like him just appreciate him.We are in our 30's. Total generation X. **** Yeah!! By the way F**K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace and F**k

These guys sound awesome! Funny ad.

 

[lsabina]

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SILVER FLUTE - $30 (ELMIRA)
Date: 2012-05-21, 5:50PM EDT
NEEDS TO BE TUNED, HAS SMALL WEAR TO IT WORKS GREAT ONCE TUNED. PLEASE EMAIL OR TEXT ME AT...

 

[Calaverasgrande]

This is a funny tidbit:



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and that crash cymbal is taco-ed

 

[ThudThudThud]

and that crash cymbal is taco-ed

Be fair, he couldn't reach anything else.

 

[Sixpack324]

This is a funny tidbit:



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Maybe the kid woulda played if they spread the toms a little further apart.

 

[jungleheat]

(Cutting and pasting like a pro...)

Loud and short tempered drummer looking for a real hard rock band

Is there a band out there that needs a drummer,cause I am an awsome drummer .But i always seem to also be the sound man ,manager ,guy that sets up the jam spot,gigs ,and roadie for evry one in the band,just want to bring my drums set my **** up and play,I have a jam spot it is 20 bucks each per week for as many hours as we can jam one night a week ,It is in newington near telegraph rd./I do new rock ,classic rock ,blues ,funk ,and can improv as well ,I drink some beers and smoke ,so if thats a problem move on ,if you dont have the money to pay for the jam spot move on,If your an ******* and are stuck on yourself move on (and you know who you are).If you have kids ,wife or job ,or a problem showing up, move on. I have tried to find guitar players and bass players that just cant seem to get along ,with me or them selves .Grow the **** up people,its rock and roll.If you look like your not having fun the crowd can feel it ,which means they dont have fun ,drink a beer smoke a fatty and play some music .That's it play gigs all over va ,md ,dc if you have the balls check out some of me playing drums with several different people from the ares in nva /you tube surgicalsteel47 and go to my videos/its just a few song not everything I do .please read this ad,before you respond,, cause im tired of teaching people rock and roll and how to be a professinal musician ,If you sing, bring your own **** ,if you play bass, bring your own ****,if you play guitar bring your own ****, THE BOTTOM LINE IS SHUT UP ND PLAY 703 200 5180 dont call if you are an ******* ,please

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[My name is Mudd]

Not necessarily a dumb ad, but note the name to ask for when contacting...and there are pics, if you want to see the cabs (which ARE rather awesome);

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ACOUSTIC Bass Cabs - $500 (Bakersfield)
Date: 2012-05-30, 7:39AM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
BEST DEAL EVER - $500 FOR THE PAIR (firm) or $1,250 for 3 pairs (firm)
This is the last set ever made in the USA before it went to China

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
1 - 8X10" BASS/FULL RANGE CABB (2000 WATTS PEAK
1 - 18" W BIN BASS CAB (2000 WATTS PEAK)
For those who know anything about sound THIS IS THE DEAL TO GRAB - for more info call 818-XXX-XXXX ask for Michael Anthony

 

[seang15]

Ok, so...I have found the thread I never want to be featured in!

 

[landau roof]

Not necessarily a dumb ad, but note the name to ask for when contacting...and there are pics, if you want to see the cabs (which ARE rather awesome);

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ACOUSTIC Bass Cabs - $500 (Bakersfield)
Date: 2012-05-30, 7:39AM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
BEST DEAL EVER - $500 FOR THE PAIR (firm) or $1,250 for 3 pairs (firm)
This is the last set ever made in the USA before it went to China

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
1 - 8X10" BASS/FULL RANGE CABB (2000 WATTS PEAK
1 - 18" W BIN BASS CAB (2000 WATTS PEAK)
For those who know anything about sound THIS IS THE DEAL TO GRAB - for more info call 818-XXX-XXXX ask for Michael Anthony

Ask if you can get the trio for $1k and a handle of Jack Daniels.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

Not bass related, but funny all the same.......

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sgf/3034986061.html

Drunk Daughters 2007 BMX X3 si
Date: 2012-05-24, 8:06AM CDT

Selling my disrespectful, alcohol abusing, dwi arrested, spoiled bar bum of a daughters perfect BMW X3. The is a white X3 si, with xenon headlights, panoramic roof, all beige leather interior, all options with 105,000 miles on it. Just completed it's 100,000 maintenance 2 months ago and is in complete and perfect condition with only the driver being the malfunction. We paid $20,500 12 months ago for the vehicle. Needing to sell to pay her legal battles and to buy her a shiny pink bicycle with a horn until she gets her act and her life in order some time soon. Beautiful car with no exterior, interior, or mechanical issues. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx for information or to purchase.

Location: Springfield
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3034986061

 

[Hankenstein]

possible drummer sub?

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