E=Fb

[Ripper]

im gonna have to get one of those... physics and music, the greatest things ever invented for bass (and a great way to confuse guitards and everyone else!)

and i might have to get one of those "go choke on a tractor" shirts for my cousin (FYI voted biggest hick of her senior class)

 

[dannster]

I put that up on a whim after talking to a friend of mine, Her old boyfriend told her this in all seriousness when the were breaking up.
LOL

and i might have to get one of those "go choke on a tractor" shirts for my cousin (FYI voted biggest hick of her senior class)

 

[lowendmafia]

I ran with it......

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OH NO! Now I am going to have to sue you for copyright infringement... Seriously though, the Fb=MC2 is really funny. Mainly because no one, aside from musicians, will ever get it. Maybe it is a good way to meet girls?

 

[dannster]

Hehe....I'm already dealing with Einstein's family and the Scientist's local #131.
The guy that runs 12stringbass.net, Mark Rowe's nick is MC2. I never really got it til this thread. I've been giggling all day.

OH NO! Now I am going to have to sue you for copyright infringement... Seriously though, the Fb=MC2 is really funny. Mainly because no one, aside from musicians, will ever get it. Maybe it is a good way to meet girls?

 

[bench]

B = Cb



Why do the Navy and the Marines play in the same key?

The Navy traditionally plays in C and the Marines in B#

Really corny, but just couldn't resist.

L. Howard

what do you get if you dropped a piano on an air force base?


a flat major

 

[ac1710]

hahaha

I think I'm going to ask for an Fb when I'm tuning up now.

 

[derwood]

This reminds me of a button that I saw years ago. A woman I know was wearing it and it said "Always" and then a staff and with a note on it. I never thought much of it until one day I realized that the note was a B with an accidental natural in front of it... "Always B natural."

It was using treble cleff, it would be more of an inside joke if it was a bass clef.

 

[Valerus]

Wow, I've never seen Jeff without his fanny pack. I had assumed it was surgically attached.

lmao

 

[lowendmafia]

I think that Jeff is a great bass player, but we really need to do something about the fanny pack. I really can't think of anything less cool than wearing a fanny pack. I went to B3 a few years back and the fanny pack combined with the ridiculous shirt and glasses that Stu Hamm were wearing made me actually embarrassed to be a bass player.

 

[DeanT]

It's called The Musician's Theory of Relativity. I have one of those shirts. It's cool.

I also have a B# and a B Natural (with the natural symbol) shirt.

 

[Matt Till]

There is a coloquialism on Harmony Central saying STE#U NOOCb.

This one cracks me up. I'd buy a shirt of this one.

 

[xafofo]

i was browsing cafepress a few days ago and saw the E=Fb shirt

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[hbarcat]

It's Mr. B Natural

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One of the most disturbing "educational" films you'll ever see.

 

[modulusman]

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said " It takes a village to tune a Banjo" I thought it was funny. All time favorate bumper sticker. Line Dancing, Look what happens when cousins breed.

 

[Twnty1inRF]

Wouldn't Einstein's Theory of Minor Relativity be:

C#m = mc2​

 

[Deacon_Blues]

What about:

S# = mc²

In at least swedish and finnish, Eb is pronounced "ess", or simply "S". S# would then be an E....

or

S# = mH#²

I my small world, H is actually more commonly used than B.

 

[lhoward]

what do you get if you dropped a piano on an air force base?


a flat major

I just happen to know a retired AF officer (also musician) at my gig tonight who'll probably get a laugh out of that. Thanx.

Lloyd Howard

 

[NJL]

Fanny Pack=Carrying Heat

 

[vinny]

I ran with it......

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Ordered...Thanks.

 

[dannster]

Thank YOU!