Ever smell a drum throne?

[ErebusBass]

I was helping my drummer move his kit, and I made the mistake of letting his throne get too close to my nose.

I almost vomited.

I quickly came to the realization that this guy sits on this thing and sweats his a$$ off (literally) all the time.

Never carry a drum throne. It's not worth it.

Anyone else ever smell a drum throne by accident?

 

[onosson]

This thread title deserves to win some kind of award, surely?

And no, I haven't ever smelt a drum throne, and I hope I never do~!

 

[hdracer]

My band has a cute female drummer........

 

[ErebusBass]

My band has a cute female drummer........

I bet her drum throne still smells terrible.

Go smell it. I dare you.

You'll never look at her the same way again.

 

[SolarMan]

My band has a cute female drummer........

I'd give it a quick sniff!

 

[shadowtippy]

I was helping my drummer move his kit, and I made the mistake of letting his throne get too close to my nose.

I almost vomited.

I quickly came to the realization that this guy sits on this thing and sweats his a$$ off (literally) all the time.

Never carry a drum throne. It's not worth it.

Anyone else ever smell a drum throne by accident?

You seem to have way too much time on your hands.
I wouldn't smell my drummer's throne on a bet.

 

[cableguy]

The title alone almost made me puke.

 

[Morning Beer]

wow.

 

[ErebusBass]

You seem to have way too much time on your hands.
I wouldn't smell my drummer's throne on a bet.

It wasn't intentional. I didn't have the foresight to see how potentially hazardous a drum throne could be. It was three feet away from my face and I could still smell it.

Consider this a cautionary tale.

 

[Chef FourString]

As funny as this is, c'mon man. Your balls don't sweat? Do you possess the only "no sweat" taint on the planet? But being said, I have smelled a very used throne. My car didn't smell the same for a week. Back in marching band, the drummer room was like a haz-mat quarantine open to all percussionist and those who could/would dare to step through the threshold.

 

[boombloom]

How about a drum thrown? You ever smell one of those?

 

[Tampabass]

carry it upside down next time.

 

[JimiLL]

If my band had a cute female drummer my face would be the throne

 

[JimmyM]

You are a sick little monkey.

 

[Joebone]

This entire thread is disgusting. Where's a moderator when you need one?

 

[plankspanker13]

Nothing wrong here.

 

[JaamE]

Nothing wrong here.

I see nothing wrong... but then i stand around at practice holding a giant phallic symbol and cracking off-color jokes that make my lead guitar player blush

 

[Dave W]

Nope. I can't say that I have. Now I'll make sure I never do...

 

[Stilettoprefer]

smells worse than the pickup cavities of my bass. So much sweat has gotten in there and soaked into the wood over the years that it reeks if the pickups come out

 

[KevInDaBassment]

My band has a cute female drummer........

So hers will smell like the one belonging to the OP's drummer....plus spoiled fish