Amongst them were the heads of Huey, Dewey and Louie. It was impossible to distinguish who was who, as the caps weren't there. Panic ruled. Finally the gnork came with a solution. He/she licked the heads and
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Experiment: Let's write a (TB) story!
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After dismissing that horrid thought, the he/she/it gnork determined that identifying ducks by taste was a good way to have friends for diner. After eating Huey, Dewy and Louie the fully satiated gnork washed it down with a fine chianti and fava beans.
but everyone knows that a gnork should not eat fava beans. After about 3 minutes the gnork had an allergic reaction to the beans and started to...
spontaneously sing Anne Murray songs at the tops of it's lungs while doing the church lady strut.
The singing provoked a chain raction. The gnork farted its ass off, replacing most of the oxigen in the room by an unhealthy mix of other gasses. Earthlings and other oxigen dependent creatures tried to escape from the room before...
and chuckled to herself saying 'Thanks Tina Fey and SNL' while she drew a very careful bead on Gards cigarette lighter (it was only 300 yards) and......BANG! Arivaderchi Eva Asderaki
Sarah also hallucinated about being the tsar. Meanwhile the gnork, who didn't need air as we know it, farted out his last fava bean and went after the decapitated ducks to
the shrine of the golden monkey. It was then that the gnork realized he was actually on a Nickelodean game show.
It would win a s***load of tasteful ducks for beating Sponge Bob under water. Some older earthlings recall what happens if gnorks are immersed in water. As they are far descendants of gremlins...
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Why, of course the male ones turn into Perez Hilton clones and the female ones turn into Michaele Salahi clones. And all the little Perez and Michelle clones sat about wonderning how to achieve their next 15 minutes of fame. So they gathered automatic weapons and a large stash of LSD and chartered a jet and headed towards Aruba...
introduced everlasting gobstoppers to the equation. And everybody was all like. *** what's up with all these gobstoppers? I didn't even know I had any gobs in the first place! It all made sense, however, when the pocket rocket....
launched into space carrying zombified chimps. Upon reaching the planet Zortawb, the local species welcomed their new Zombie Space Chimp Overlords from the planet Earth, and pledged alliegence to the last know leader of the pocket rockets national origin, George W Bush the VIII.
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Meanwhile, back on earth, the headless ducks had discovered that the gnork boogers would graft onto their severed necks and begin to regenerate heads. As their new brains began to form, the only though on their minds was a war of Annihilation against both the zombified chimps and the natives of Zortawb. Suddenly....
