Originally posted by Bill Brasky
Not my real name (it's Jonathan). It's from the SNL sketch where John Goodman and a couple other guys are at a bar and talking about Bill Brasky and going on and on about it. Me and my friends like to do this sometimes too, and just act really loud and belligerent about it.
So, Bill Brasky runs about 6 foot 8. 380 pounds... One time Bill Brasky ate a circus midget. Brasky uses a live rattlesnake for a condom! One time Brasky made me wear a bikini to work. Of couse all my friends laughed at me, but I'll be damned if my sales weren't up 20% that week!
To Bill Brasky!!!!
HAHA... Bill Brasky rocks!! Those were one of the best SNL skids ever. Great name! I suggest people download this sketch on Kazaa.
OK, I think I'm the last one, so here I go.
HITMAN: I've been using it as a nickname for years. I've picked it up from Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the wrestler. He was quite big here in Canada, and I used to be a wrestling fan when I was a kid (not anymore, it is all crap). And my friends thought it look good on me, so it took off from there. And, it is a cool sounding word/name.
9696: For some odd and bizzare reason, my favorite number is 96. When I tried to secure the user name "hitman96" for an email account, it was taken. Hence, the next best thing was to double the number. 9696.
I've stayed with this nickname since I first logged on the Internet, around 6 years ago. My real name is Duff-Lee Harris... I know, I know
And, oh yes, TO BILL BRASKY!!!
