Farting during a show

[SBassman]

I wonder if Oprah would consider these books for her book club.

 

[SBassman]

If Oprah farted, it would sound like ...

 

[SBassman]

If Oprah farted, it would sound like ...

... a tuba.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

... a tuba.

plus a donkey "hee-harrrr".

 

[SBassman]

plus a donkey "hee-harrrr".

 

[Surly]

Aren't girl farts way funnier? I bet chics fart on stage more than guys because they hold them in all the time normally.

 

[Surly]

I just thought how awesome/funny it would be if your farts could contribute to the rumble of your bass...hmmmm

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Just clip a mike into your back pocket, run it through a delay, and turn it up in the mix and your set...

 

[Surly]

I would like to try it.

 

[Meehaw]

I just thought how awesome/funny it would be if your farts could contribute to the rumble of your bass...hmmmm

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[MakiSupaStar]

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Now we're talking...

 

[Surly]

Now if only I could fart on time........

 

[Bassic83]

Quick! Pull my finger!!!

 

[SBassman]

Now if only I could fart on time........

Practice with a metronome.

 

[IAmTheDood]

anybody ever heard of the guy "Mr. Meat Thing"?

from europe or somewhereabouts but tours the US occasionally as a guy who farts songs on stage. nothing else .. has backing tracks .. sits back .. and lets 'em rip!

 

[buzzbass]

anybody ever heard of the guy "Mr. Meat Thing"?

from europe or somewhereabouts but tours the US occasionally as a guy who farts songs on stage. nothing else .. has backing tracks .. sits back .. and lets 'em rip!

LOL, the guy's name is Mr. Mee-thane. Like methane gas.

 

[Surly]

Farting while playing bass is funny..just purely farting as an all out act is just stupid!! Also I may try with a metronome, but I usually just tap my foot.

 

[Jiggybass]

*snip*....When I was at his house last week, we we're flipping through channels on the TV, and came across your typical hip-hop video, with some scantly clad girl rapidly shaking her backside up and down. He chuckled and commented, "I bet she could sling a turd over her shoulder with moves like that"

... I almost peed myself laughing!!! He may have moved to L.A., but he's still a redneck on the inside.

Now THAT is funny!

 

[Saetia]

I always make sure to go number 2 before I get up on stage... most of the time it eliminates the need. But sometimes when you're cramped in a little van, had to much to drink the night before and have been living off of burritos you're happy that you only let a toot out.

Lol

peace
-Benny

 

[Surly]

I always make sure to go number 2 before I get up on stage... most of the time it eliminates the need. But sometimes when you're cramped in a little van, had to much to drink the night before and have been living off of burritos you're happy that you only let a toot out.

OMG that sounds really freakin uncomfortable!! You're a real musician if you can put up with that!