Farting during a show

[SBassman]

You know, just like that naughty magazine with the write-in letter section, maybe there's a market for a magazine dedicated to fart and doodie tales:

Fartboy​

 

[Thor]

The Fart Times Magazine.

All the sh** thats fit to print.

 

[Sundogue]

Man, I thought GAS was a problem with many of us at talkbass, but
561 replies and 27,000+ views for a thread solely about farting?

 

[Bassic83]

This thread SO rules...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Just want to share. Was fast asleep last night, and was rudely awakened by a sharp elbow in my side, from my wife who had been contently spooning and snuggling up to me. She was wretching and gagging so hard she had tears in her eyes. I didn't smell it until I woke up. All I could say was:

"I did that?"

The worse part of it was we were both naked and she took it right on her belly. She forced me to sniff her belly button. It smelled just like my a$$.

 

[jive1]

The worse part of it was we were both naked and she took it right on her belly. She forced me to sniff her belly button. It smelled just like my a$$.

We call that "Zakaly". Her belly button smells zakaly like your arse. My dog used to have a bad case of Zakaly until we got his teeth cleaned.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

We call that "Zakaly". Her belly button smells zakaly like your arse. My dog used to have a bad case of Zakaly until we got his teeth cleaned.

LOL.. My dog's got that going right now as we speak. He's getting old. He's started leaving skid marks on his bed. He's not quite snapping then off like he used to.

 

[TheXym]

Maki, that reminds me of a bad joke I once heard...

Why is poop tapered? So your ******* doesn't slam shut.

Sorry, had to share it.

Jive, too funny about the 'Zakaly'

 

[SBassman]

She forced me to sniff her belly button. It smelled just like my a$$.

We call that "Zakaly". Her belly button smells zakaly like your arse. My dog used to have a bad case of Zakaly until we got his teeth cleaned.

He's started leaving skid marks on his bed. He's not quite snapping then off like he used to.

Outstanding material. And free, all free, I tell ya.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

One of my kids farted in class. It was the chick all the kids figure to be the hot girl. Hilarious stuff. She was mortified. I just let her stew in it... Naturally.

 

[jive1]

One of my kids farted in class. It was the chick all the kids figure to be the hot girl. Hilarious stuff. She was mortified. I just let her stew in it... Naturally.

I'd give you a dollar if you can post that on YouTube.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

lol. I like my job.

 

[nordic27]

One of my co-workers said I am the only person who has ever made him quezzy with a fart. I took it as the ultimate complement. He also told his wife this and said she fell over on the couch laughing. I love it!

 

[SBassman]

One of my co-workers said I am the only person who has ever made him quezzy with a fart. I took it as the ultimate complement.

You should be proud. That's a major achievement in the anals of history.

 

[nordic27]

You should be proud. That's a major achievement in the anals of history.

Perhaps it will be broadcast on the History channel someday. Then his wife can watch it and fall over on the couch laughing again!

 

[SBassman]

No one's catching my intentional mispelling of the a word.

 

[nordic27]

Perhaps it will be broadcast on the History channel someday. Then his wife can watch it and fall over on the couch laughing again!

Oh yes I did and I'm still snickering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Akeo]

Is it possible to know what note your farting in? If so, could someone fart in drop D?

 

[Joe Nerve]

One of my kids farted in class. It was the chick all the kids figure to be the hot girl. Hilarious stuff. She was mortified. I just let her stew in it... Naturally.

I was subbing for a HS special ed class once. They got to talking about farting and whether they were embarrassed to do it or not, and the group clown let a loud one rip. His friend of course had to follow, and then everyone who could - starting farting. Worst part of it all was that they got me and I had to practically be scraped off the floor. They cracked me up bigtime.

 

[Bassic83]

I was subbing for a HS special ed class once. They got to talking about farting and whether they were embarrassed to do it or not, and the group clown let a loud one rip. His friend of course had to follow, and then everyone who could - starting farting. Worst part of it all was that they got me and I had to practically be scraped off the floor. They cracked me up bigtime.

Hmmm...clown farts? That's a new term!