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Farting during a show

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by jive1, Apr 11, 2005.


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  1. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston

    Damn, just missed it!

    Now it's officially a Megathread!
     
  2. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    We fart in your general direction! :D
     
  3. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    I hereby petition the mods who split this to rename it "The Fart Megathread". Can I get an amen?
     
  4. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston
    Seconded!
     
  5. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process...

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    AMEN! PREACH IT BROTHER!
     
  6. Lowbrow

    Lowbrow Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2008
    Pittsburgh PA!
    During breakfast at Denny's while on tour, I left the table to relieve myself and while standing at the urinal I let a big one go. Unfortunately, it was more solid than gas, and I had to leave my skivvies behind the toilet bowl and rejoin my mates.

    Naturally, I told them immediately; the incident was the high point of the 8-week outing.



    Off topic? Perhaps better suited for the "pants-befouling megathread."
     
  7. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process...

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    It's kinda sad that the high-point was left in the crapper!
     
  8. Lowbrow

    Lowbrow Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2008
    Pittsburgh PA!
    It was a pretty bleak tour, but not without it's entertaining passages. ;)
     
  9. jive1

    jive1 Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    It's the only place it could be. Seems fitting to me.:D
     
  10. Does cracking it in a music shop count?


    I was looking at some amps and pre-amps and decided to try a big Laney stack out with my Shergold. Anyway this guy comes looking at the basses directly behind me.

    unfortunately at that moment the vegeburger I ate for lunch had its effect and I let off a silent but really bad-smelling fart. It made me wince. The guy who had been behind me gave me a look that could kill and went over to the other side of the bass section.

    I was rather proud! :D
     
  11. Uh-oh, I think I might still have some ammo.


    Farting+small computer room= chaos
     
  12. Mike Shevlin

    Mike Shevlin

    Feb 16, 2005
    Las Vegas
    Check the hobby section in my profile.
     
  13. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    I would not be very upset if I heard Nancy Wilson (Heart) rip one on stage back in the day. Or Shania either I guess...<shrug>
     
  14. :D Win!
     
  15. It wasn't during a show but at work.

    I got back to my office after driving all day around the state. I get to my office and I just have to rip a BIG ONE, I hold it in a few minutes, because I share the office with the PR lady, and wait to see if she is around.

    Coast is clear and I rip a massive stinkbomb. PR lady never came in, but litterally 15 seconds later, MY BOSS comes in to my office.

    what the F!? I have been there for like 10 minutes by myself, and the SECOND i rip a big fart, the owner of the company has to walk in.

    the look on his face was of disgust but like it didn't bother him
     
  16. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    Egg Zackly~! :D
     
  17. jayarroz

    jayarroz

    Jul 10, 2007
    Boston
    Endorsing Artist: Glockenklang
    i use to play with some older gentlemen, and the piano player always told me "thats what bathrooms are for man" :cool:
     
  18. ProfGumby

    ProfGumby

    Jan 15, 2007
    Michigan's U.P.
    When I read this post, I baked one out in agreement....I know it is the internet, so only my 13 year old son gets the up close and personal benefit...he laughed until he got wind of it.....

    Not a gig fsrt...but hey, you know....
    :D
     
  19. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D
     
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