Farting during a show

[kobass]

I haven't participated in this thread and don't have a story to share... I just thought I'd jump in and snipe the 1000th post!

Don't hate me because I'm so awesome!

Damn, just missed it!

Now it's officially a Megathread!

 

[Bassic83]

I haven't participated in this thread and don't have a story to share... I just thought I'd jump in and snipe the 1000th post!

Don't hate me because I'm so awesome!

We fart in your general direction!

 

[Bassic83]

I hereby petition the mods who split this to rename it "The Fart Megathread". Can I get an amen?

 

[kobass]

Seconded!

 

[bassman314]

I hereby petition the mods who split this to rename it "The Fart Megathread". Can I get an amen?

AMEN! PREACH IT BROTHER!

 

[Lowbrow]

During breakfast at Denny's while on tour, I left the table to relieve myself and while standing at the urinal I let a big one go. Unfortunately, it was more solid than gas, and I had to leave my skivvies behind the toilet bowl and rejoin my mates.

Naturally, I told them immediately; the incident was the high point of the 8-week outing.



Off topic? Perhaps better suited for the "pants-befouling megathread."

 

[bassman314]

During breakfast at Denny's while on tour, I left the table to relieve myself and while standing at the urinal I let a big one go. Unfortunately, it was more solid than gas, and I had to leave my skivvies behind the toilet bowl and rejoin my mates.

Naturally, I told them immediately; the incident was the high point of the 8-week outing.

It's kinda sad that the high-point was left in the crapper!

 

[Lowbrow]

It's kinda sad that the high-point was left in the crapper!

It was a pretty bleak tour, but not without it's entertaining passages.

 

[jive1]

This store wouldn't happen to be Jive Sound, would it? If so... oh, the irony

It's the only place it could be. Seems fitting to me.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Does cracking it in a music shop count?


I was looking at some amps and pre-amps and decided to try a big Laney stack out with my Shergold. Anyway this guy comes looking at the basses directly behind me.

unfortunately at that moment the vegeburger I ate for lunch had its effect and I let off a silent but really bad-smelling fart. It made me wince. The guy who had been behind me gave me a look that could kill and went over to the other side of the bass section.

I was rather proud!

 

[marksand]

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Uh-oh, I think I might still have some ammo.


Farting+small computer room= chaos

 

[Mike Shevlin]

Check the hobby section in my profile.

 

[MEKer]

I would not be very upset if I heard Nancy Wilson (Heart) rip one on stage back in the day. Or Shania either I guess...<shrug>

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Check the hobby section in my profile.

Win!

 

[LuckyCondlins]

It wasn't during a show but at work.

I got back to my office after driving all day around the state. I get to my office and I just have to rip a BIG ONE, I hold it in a few minutes, because I share the office with the PR lady, and wait to see if she is around.

Coast is clear and I rip a massive stinkbomb. PR lady never came in, but litterally 15 seconds later, MY BOSS comes in to my office.

what the F!? I have been there for like 10 minutes by myself, and the SECOND i rip a big fart, the owner of the company has to walk in.

the look on his face was of disgust but like it didn't bother him

 

[Bassic83]

Egg Zackly~!

 

[jayarroz]

i use to play with some older gentlemen, and the piano player always told me "thats what bathrooms are for man"

 

[ProfGumby]

I hereby petition the mods who split this to rename it "The Fart Megathread". Can I get an amen?

When I read this post, I baked one out in agreement....I know it is the internet, so only my 13 year old son gets the up close and personal benefit...he laughed until he got wind of it.....

Not a gig fsrt...but hey, you know....

 

[Bassic83]