Only after this life-changing and deeply empowering tutorial.
How to piss on a campfire as a human who does not contain a penis:
1. Ensure that bladder is quite full and urge to release is strong. This will ensure a strong stream, thus preventing urine to cling to skin, travel to butthole, and pitifully drizzle between feet.
2. If pants are on, they must unfortunately be entirely removed. If shorts are worn that have stretchy fabric or a sufficiently loose leg opening, grip the part that covers the crotch with one hand and pull it (along with underwear) completely to the side, thus exposing the entire crotch area from front to back.
3. Take a wide legged stance and thrust pelvis forward.
4. Using free hand, place one finger on either side of clitoral hood and pull firmly upward. This will serve to direct the stream forward and away from lower body parts.
5. Enjoy a confident release! If it starts weak, you may experience some minor drizzling (don't worry! It's only a little urine). You'll notice that you can use your piss-assisting hand to direct the stream in any direction you please, and even enjoy "crossing streams" with fellow campfire extinguishing friends.
Enjoy the newfound freedom
Being raised as a "gentleman" and being considerate towards women in the ways you mentioned are not the same as doing what is fair and what is equitable. I'm *not* saying you are a bad person, so please try to not be offended by what I'm saying here. *People* shouldn't hit *people*, not just men shouldn't hit women. If a woman hits you, she should be held accountable just the same as if a man hits a woman or another man - under the law. Don't tease *people*, not just don't tease the girls. Physically weaker boys/men or men who like to date men also apply to this rule, as do your totally straight and muscular bros who might be struggling with a heavy load, a wardrobe choice, or a mental health issue. Leaping in to help women with lighting cigarettes, standing up when they enter the room, or carrying heavy boxes for them is exactly what perpetuates the idea that women are victims, weaker, and need to be coddled and cared for by men, which is exactly the opposite of what feminism has been trying to achieve. It's about people treating people like they are people, period. Not a different standard for women than for men or vice versa. One standard, for all people. If you are kind in these ways to all people, then continue to do so. If you're doing it because they are women, that is what feminism is about getting people to stop.
