First love broke my heart

[Ziltoid]

Next time you see her stand behind her, breath loudly and sniff her neck even louder. When she turns around screaming tell her she smells good.

Do it.

 

[Derp]

Better edit the B words out of your post, friend, or you won't be here long. There are rules here.

Thanks for letting me know

 

[Derp]

Next time you see her stand behind her, breath loudly and sniff her neck even louder. When she turns around screaming tell her she smells good.

Do it.

You are my hero. And your avatar somehow makes your posts sound even funnier.

 

[bluesblaster]

You should write her a love letter in your own blood and tape it to the outside of her bedroom window with the written side facing inward.

write lots of bad poetry, lots and lots of it and send it all to her

 

[Derp]

write lots of bad poetry, lots and lots of it and send it all to her

I don't want her back, I am trying to be as far away from her as possible, as she is awkward and mentally unbalanced, she can easily get me in trouble. I don't want any problems.

I could write the rest of the story in the original post, but it would be way too long that way.

But sadly, all guys think with their junk in the first place, including me...

 

[Ziltoid]

Stalk her enough to find her phone number call her and do nothing but breathing when she answers. Leave messages when she doesn't pickup with, again, nothing but breathing. Once she figures out it's you, tell her you'd like her to meet your parents as you've never once felt so close to somebody.

 

[hover]

Geez.

All I am gonna say.

 

[Derp]

Stalk her enough to find her phone number call her and do nothing but breathing when she answers. Leave messages when she doesn't pickup with, again, nothing but breathing. Once she figures out it's you, tell her you'd like her to meet your parents as you've never once felt so close to somebody.

You are awesome man. I'm speechless.

 

[elgecko]

I don't want her back, I am trying to be as far away from her as possible, as she is awkward and mentally unbalanced...

 

[Hopkins]

You are awesome man. I'm speechless.

I think Ziltoid is starting to give you that "hard rush"

 

[Jazz Ad]

Daisy, I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot
You are a diamond in the rough
or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
If within you, I cannot put my bone.

Sorry, been playing Borderlands lately.

 

[David Jayne]

Yeah, awesome. Except for the part about the cops stopping over for a chat after.

 

[MazingerZ]

Girls - man o man - i've hard my fair share of troubles coz of them when I was still on my teens.

Many girls out there man. Or you could try the blood suggested thing (just kidding - don't do it i'm serious)

 

[bluesblaster]

Daisy, I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot
You are a diamond in the rough
or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
If within you, I cannot put my bone.

Sorry, been playing Borderlands lately.

That was exquistly bad , Bravo

 

[jmattbassplaya]

Derp, you might just be the next username n/a.

 

[Ziltoid]

I think Ziltoid is starting to give you that "hard rush"

Can't blame him, I'm some serious "hard-rush" material.

 

[Doodaddy]

Ziltoid! The best guy on talkbass on my thread! Thanks for your support, unless that "aww" is sarcastic.

You are my hero. And your avatar somehow makes your posts sound even funnier.

You are awesome man. I'm speechless.

.............Ziltoid, got a rape whistle?

 

[Ziltoid]

.............Ziltoid, got a rape whistle?

I have a beard, does that count?

 

[bassistjoe93]

I remember being 15 once. Piece of advice: wowzers in your trousers =/= love.

 

[IGotGas]

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