TOP TEN REASONS G&Ls AREN'T MORE POPULAR
(donning flame-retardant suit)
- Lack of a Unique, Original Design a Rick is instantly recognizable from across the room, as is a P, a Jazz, a Stingray, a Steinberger, a Thunderbird, a Wal, a Status, a Hofner, a Burns, a Mosrite, a Danelectro, a Spector, a Corvette, etc, etc. When I see a G&L from a distance, my first thought is "what is that... a Carvin..? A G&L..? A Washburn..? A Dean? A Stingray without a pickguard? A... ???" G&L's most instantly-recognizable, distinctive body style is the ASAT... a TELECASTER GUITAR COPY! All of the other G&Ls lack a unique style they're just kinda... there. To my eye, they're just, well... generic. And dare I say it..? Carvin-y.

- Brand Recognition I think it would have been of great help to G&L if they had chosen one headstock shape, and stuck with it. Brand recognition matters (and I'm sorry, but that pointy little doohickey on the headstock is so blatantly the quickest, laziest, least-inspired way to get around copyright infringement MusicMan did the Fender headstock copyright-dodge better.... Lakland did it better... Sadowsky did it better... cripes, RONDO/SX did it better!).
- Weight All the G&Ls I played (many years ago) were absolute boat anchors maybe they've changed (?), but bad impressions (and back pains) last a long time.
- Too Complex Most basses (at least the ones that sell in the zillions of units) have Volume/Tone or Volume/Volume/Tone. Even the classic active Stingray established itself with only three knobs. Start putting mini-toggle switches on a bass, and people get confused and intimidated it's sad, but true even a cursory glance at the forum reveals this. Give 'em a Jaguar, they start clamoring for schematics!
Want to scare your average bassist? Show him a mini-toggle switch!
- No "trademark" Sound Read any of the threads here, people want "P-Bass thump", "J honk", "Rick clang", "Warwick growl". When was the last time you heard someone ask for a "G&L sound"? IS there even a "G&L sound"? Which leads us to...
- Too Versatile What people don't seem to want is true versatility. Don't believe me? Do a forum search for Wal basses, like I did last night all you'll read are a bunch of complaints from people who couldn't instantly "dial in their tone".
From what I've witnessed, 99% of bassists don't want to have to experiment to get a sound that suits them (aka: P, J, 'Ray).
- Unorthodox Colors If G&L offered more traditional colors (Candy Apple Red, Lake Placid Blue), I have no doubt they'd sell more instruments. People like tradition.
- Lack of B&M Vendors I like to try a bass out before I buy it. There aren't enough G&Ls in STORES.
- Lack of Celebrity "star" Players no Jaco, no Entwistle, no Geddy. Granted, this is a really STUPID reason, but no one can deny it's veracity no McCartney = no Hofner. People buy what their idols play. If Flea/Claypool/Fieldy started using G&Ls exclusively, G&Ls would start flying off the shelves.
- Carrots.
Anyway, these are my honest thoughts no offense intended to the faithful. And I'm no hater, either I'd really like to try an L-2500 (the headstock doohickey looks much better on a 3+2, IMO).
I'd probably have bought one, had I been able to actually
try one first.