I was looking at something on YT some years ago, and there was an ad in the right-hand column of a cute woman in a frock sitting on the throne and words to the effect that girls don't p**p. It was an ad for something called Poo-Pourri, which one is to spritz on the water before one sits down. It purported to virtually eliminate odor. I know I am a sucker for good advertising, so I had no intention of doing anything, but I found it funny and sent it to Mrs. Tango for her amusement. Next thing I know, we have a bottle of the stuff. It works. No more tears. We'd used it for a couple of years when I told my brother about during a phone call one day. I'd say he pooh-poohed the whole notion, but that would be too much punishment. But he did. I mentioned his reaction to Mrs. Tango and she said, basically, "Game on!" She had a couple of bottles shipped to his house. Next phone call, he's singing its praises, said his wife had gotten a little purse-sized bottle to carry around, and that my niece was appreciative. Too funny.
