Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[Jeff Scott]

Ex #2 (prior to becoming an ex) bought me a gorgeous tall hexagonal tank for Christmas one year.

Kinda, sorta like this one?

^ sagging bedrooms may also explain the decline of waterbeds

All it takes is a little bit of shoring up from down below to fix that little bug.

 

[notJaco]

Kinda, sorta like this one?

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All it takes is a little bit of shoring up from down below to fix that little bug.

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YOWZAA!

 

[GonePlaid]

We'll play it for the first time next week. It is pretty cool to hear your stuff played.

Totally agree. As a Navy musician(64-68), I had up to 20 captive players to play my-or my dad's-arrangements. Most of which will never be heard again. Luckily, I got a few on tape. Yeah, tape.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Les Paul and his recording process.

How Les Paul Created His Extraordinary New Sound

 

[mikeoso]

But here is the BEST! I would disagree with some of the song choices as soft rock but they said it was the BEST so it must be true!

I only recognize three of those titles....is that a bad thing?

 

[GwenOnBass]

I only recognize three of those titles....is that a bad thing?

Woooo, I recognized two!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Too many here..........

 

[G-Dog]

But here is the BEST! I would disagree with some of the song choices as soft rock but they said it was the BEST so it must be true!

I only recognize three of those titles....is that a bad thing?

And there's only two, maybe three, I don't recognize!
.

 

[Charlie Tango]

And there's only two, maybe three, I don't recognize!
.

I'm afraid I recognized over a column's worth. Committing seppuku now.

 

[12BitSlab]

I'm afraid I recognized over a column's worth. Committing seppuku now.

I recognized a bunch of them because I played a bunch of them when they were new.

 

[StereoPlayer]

 

[Fat Freddy]

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[beans-on-toast]

The media are clamouring to find out what the cause of Hank's death was. HE WAS 86 YEARS OLD, DOES IT REALLY MATTER AGAINST WHAT HE ACCOMPLISHED!

 

[beans-on-toast]

Today I received a pair of sewing scissors from Italy. As fitting for current product labelling, there's a bold warning that they are a cut hazard. Does Italian wine have a label saying not to drink while using the scissors.

Way is it a pair of scissors or pair of pants? I understand a pair of socks. You cut you fingernails but not your hairs.

If a cop stops me and says that I was doing 120mph, but I've only been driving for 10 minutes, how could that be? They have no idea of how fast I will be going over the next 50 minutes.

 

[the harp unstrung]

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

 

[Jeff Scott]

Les Paul and his recording process.

How Les Paul Created His Extraordinary New Sound

What'd he have in his pipe?

 

[the harp unstrung]

^^^The GOOOD Stuff!

 

[gtmalone]

Today I received a pair of sewing scissors from Italy. As fitting for current product labelling, there's a bold warning that they are a cut hazard. Does Italian wine have a label saying not to drink while using the scissors.

Way is it a pair of scissors or pair of pants? I understand a pair of socks. You cut you fingernails but not your hairs.

If a cop stops me and says that I was doing 120mph, but I've only been driving for 10 minutes, how could that be? They have no idea of how fast I will be going over the next 50 minutes.

Things like that keep me awake at night. Along those lines, here's a snippet of my motorcycle trip log from Epic Journey 2016:

... Got into Ely, NV about 4:30 and stopped at Mickey D's for something that resembled food. Tired and didn't feel like looking around. I walk in and three people one of which seemed to be the manager were horsing around, laughing, talking really loud, and not taking care of customers. I asked if any of them were working. One of them pointed to someone else. The pointer disappeared and the pointee continued with this sideline while trying to count out the change. There wasn't enough brain power to do both. Geez. I ordered the artisan chicken sandwich thinking somehow that would be better than regular chicken. Cognitive dissonance set in when I got the sandwich. It wasn't very good but it had to be good because it said artisan. I'm so confused.

 

[beans-on-toast]

What'd he have in his pipe?

Maybe it inspired Tobacco Burst

 

[GwenOnBass]

Hand-rubbed burl is all very manly then, too