Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[lowplaces]

How do you get in the door around here ? I'm old, grumpy, and I can definitely fart.

 

[BadExample]

I heard if you just get wunna them Mr. Meaner it's just like a speeding ticket. Don't really count. Smoke up

 

[99Z3]

i about posted misdemeanor instead of deviation.. so hmmm great minds think.. ,
........................................well they think!

I heard if you just get wunna them Mr. Meaner it's just like a speeding ticket. Don't really count. Smoke up

 

[Jeff Scott]

...I can definitely fart.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[BadExample]

How do you get in the door around here ? I'm old, grumpy, and I can definitely fart.

@B-string should be along soon and give you a numba

 

[lowplaces]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Careful what you ask for LOL

 

[lowplaces]

@B-string should be along soon and give you a numba

Cool beans..... Or... Them damn beans.....

 

[Jeff Scott]

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Careful what you ask for LOL

Is that a redneck PA system?

 

[lowplaces]

Is that a redneck PA system?

I dunno... Some guy in Australia used to post that on a Strat forum.

 

[B-string]

How do you get in the door around here ? I'm old, grumpy, and I can definitely fart.

How does
#131 lowplaces sound to ya? Too bad it is what you got

 

[lowplaces]

How does
#131 lowplaces sound to ya? Too bad it is what you got

Thanks !

And no problem at all. I've been mistreated all my life

 

[Ken Morgan]

That pic looks more like a propulsion system than a PA system...

 

[99Z3]

If She is pretty to my eyes, i will let Her mistreat me all She wants!

Thanks !

And no problem at all. I've been mistreated all my life

 

[99Z3]

I am not sure that methane has the thrust per square foot to be significant in any kind of propulsion! Sounds to me it is nothing but a lot of stinky hot air!

That pic looks more like a propulsion system than a PA system...

 

[lowplaces]

FAC

Flatulence Amplification Corporation

 

[ahc]

I am not sure that methane has the thrust per square foot to be significant in any kind of propulsion! Sounds to me it is nothing but a lot of stinky hot air!

Depends on the pressure buildup and/or reserve. The again, there's always the danger of a "splotcher". In this day and age, I would expect OSHA to require safety warnings: Stand back 50 feet, no ignition source, etc.

 

[Ken Morgan]

No ignition source?!? You mean you've never tried to light a fart?

I know I'm not the only one...

 

[ahc]

No ignition source?!? You mean you've never tried to light a fart?

I know I'm not the only one...

Ahhh... I didn't say that. What I said was that today's nanny-state would probably require safety warnings. You know, the circles, the arrows and the paragraphs on the back to be used as evidence against us if we singed our butt.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Imagine the OSHA warning labels...

 

[dieselman]

Just thinking about the flames in the air at concerts! Whoa------