A friend of mine in high school tried it. He stuck his bare bum up. Did you know methane is heavier than air? I am sure he has never forgotten afterwards. Took two weeks to heal.
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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"
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A friend of mine in high school tried it. He stuck his bare bum up. Did you know methane is heavier than air? I am sure he has never forgotten afterwards. Took two weeks to heal.
I can only imagine! But that reminds me what a rednecks famous last words are! "Hey y'all, watch this!"
A friend of mine in high school tried it. He stuck his bare bum up. Did you know methane is heavier than air? I am sure he has never forgotten afterwards. Took two weeks to heal.
GoF's we are navigating through dark waters right now.... please watch out for large blasts of flaming methane gas..... 
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Cue trailer for "Deepwater Horizon"...GoF's we are navigating through dark waters right now.... please watch out for large blasts of flaming methane gas.....
There is a certain ... indelicate tone ... to this. At this point in life, I'm not sure which is considered the greater faux pax: breaking wind with sufficient voracity as to register on the Ricther scale, still wearing startched jeans, or demonstrating a talent for eefing and ham boning ....
In Connecticut, we say,"Here, hold my beer. Watch this."
Finally, WAF1.15 complete!
Crappy phone pics but...
Usually only wife gets to see me beautiful backside, but with all the recent posts, I give GOFs a peak!
Hey your phone pics are better than my phone pics.. wanna trade phones? Esp since you work on a campus!
That is a great job you did there!
That is a great job you did there!
Well obviously, since he has the horn mounted within the circumference of the sphincter muscle, thereby inhibiting the build up of gaseous matter, to which it would escape in a un-flatulence manner, i would have to guess that he is old and possibly grumpy! But just because you can't hear the leakage, don't mean that it still ain't silent but deadly! It is either that or he is trying to pretend he is a rooster!
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