With the exception of the heart guy the other year, I've liked all of the docs and the PAs. On a phy exam last year the PA was asking the usual questions. He asked if I had any falls. I said "not that I remember".
I was working in the attic of a house and the board I stepped onto 'teeter-tottered' because it was only nailed down in the middle, with one end on top of a joist and the other under the flange of an I-beam. In a very short time, I made the decision to land on my butt, rather than let my feet go through the plaster ceiling and straddle the joist (I though that was prudent, for several reasons). When I sat on the joist, my head snapped back and hit a rafter- it was the older type, with nice, crisp edges. I was working with another guy who was almost rendered speechless, but we went to a clinic not far away and the Dr asked if I had lost consciousness- I said "You're asking someone with a fresh head wound?". He replied "OK, fair enough".
After it was stapled, an assistant came in to clean it again and when she tipped my head down, said "Aw, did you hit your head?". I almost said "Nope- I stubbed my toe so hard it came right out the top- here's your sign".

