Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[Winslow]

It's good for you and is nature's broom.

Well yes, but every day? That'll also net you nature's "boom."

 

[beans-on-toast]

Well yes, but every day? That'll also net you nature's "boom."

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It's considered a super food. Every day, no exceptions. Organic and steamed.

Broccoli

Health Benefits of Broccoli

 

[René_Julien]

It's considered a super food. Every day, no exceptions. Organic and steamed.

Broccoli

Health Benefits of Broccoli

Yup.

Luckily I like broccoli. I try to eat it as much as I can. I eat a lot of broccoli soup.

My mother calls it border collie soup, I have that's just a slip of the tongue.

 

[mikeoso]

Didn't realize it was 14 miles away. Being from Johnson County, that whole urban sprawl area tends to run together. I have to travel more than 14 miles to find a music store. Back in the day(GOF go to) McKinney was a long way from DFW now I can't tell when I leave one and get to the other. I drove highway 121 from Grapevine to Plano, when it was a two lane highway.

Shoot, boy....I have to drive 23 miles to get to a stoplight. In fact, it's 2 miles to pavement.

 

[Deeper Texan]

Shoot, boy....I have to drive 23 miles to get to a stoplight. In fact, it's 2 miles to pavement.

Yeah I'm not quite that remote, but there are several places, close by, that are. Once I retire, I plan to get as far away from the hustle and bustle as possible.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Shoot, boy....I have to drive 23 miles to get to a stoplight. In fact, it's 2 miles to pavement.

Do you have to wait days for them to plough the road after a storm?

 

[René_Julien]

Shoot, boy....I have to drive 23 miles to get to a stoplight. In fact, it's 2 miles to pavement.

Yeah I'm not quite that remote, but there are several places, close by, that are. Once I retire, I plan to get as far away from the hustle and bustle as possible.

Oh yes, that's my dream too, somewhere quiet and out of the way. Preferably the south of France.

 

[GwenOnBass]

Oh I know precisely where, for me

 

[mikeoso]

Do you have to wait days for them to plough the road after a storm?

Yup.

 

[SoulReflection]

Shoot, boy....I have to drive 23 miles to get to a stoplight. In fact, it's 2 miles to pavement.

Living in a city, I can't drive a mile without a stoplight. Have to drive several miles just to get off the pavement...at least I am retired so I don't have to drive much!

 

[beans-on-toast]

Yup.

Always a concern when I dream about country properties. A 4WD would be a must, maybe some bear spray and a cow bell.

 

[GwenOnBass]

There are many volunteers in the ER to put my father's dislocated shoulder back after 30 minutes travel on unpaved and secondary roads. He insists on morphine first.

 

[SoulReflection]

Always a concern when I dream about country properties. A 4WD would b a must, maybe some bear spray and a cow bell.

Yeah...more cowbell:

 

[mikeoso]

Always a concern when I dream about country properties. A 4WD would b a must, maybe some bear spray and a cow bell.

We have a 4x4 Ram, a Jeep Wrangler, and a Merc Mountaineer. Since I'm retired, the rule is, if I can't drive through whatever is on the road, I stay home. Bears are virtually never seen here, but we do have bobcat, coyote, and fox. They're fun to watch.

 

[mikeoso]

There are many volunteers in the ER to put my father's dislocated shoulder back after 30 minutes travel on unpaved and secondary roads. He insists on morphine first.

As well he should

 

[ahc]

I was gonna post something but I forgot what it was.

 

[StereoPlayer]

There are many volunteers in the ER to put my father's dislocated shoulder back after 30 minutes travel on unpaved and secondary roads. He insists on morphine first.

My mother, RIP, used to dislocate her shoulder every so often. She somehow learned to re-set it herself... with great agony. I usually had to leave the room.
I miss her. She passed in 1992.

 

[GonePlaid]

I was gonna post something but I forgot what it was.

BTDT, BTTS.

 

[GwenOnBass]

As well he should

Seeing every doctor in the county knows who he is, they're not going to pass on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to enjoy their position

 

[beans-on-toast]

Bears are virtually never seen here, but we do have bobcat, coyote, and fox. They're fun to watch.

As long as the critters don't think that the cow bell is the dinner bell.