yep yep osteoarthritis
2 knees
1 ankle
65 years
bought the extended warranty
Back yonder in 2013 I had my last visit with my original cardiologist before he left private practice to do device research for the FDA. We're close in age, and he couldn't remember which of us was the older. He's a native Irishman. He asked, "Have you crossed over yet?" I sat and stared at him and asked, I'm sitting here talking to you, aren't I?" He said, "No, I meant 'Have you turned 60 yet?'" I replied, "No, but you have, haven't you?" He lamented he had, said he felt himself slowing down, and didn't want to be getting old. I said, "Take heart. Here's what a 71-year-old woman looks like." I picked up the magazine I'd brought with me from the waiting room, flipped it open and handed it to him. There was an article about the remake of the
Dallas TV show, with a few photos of Linda Gray in it. He took a look at her and said, "Get on with ya." I said, "Turn the page," where there was a pic of her in the back seat of a car, dressed to kill, legs crossed, looking gorgeous and sultry (I believe that's her leg in
The Graduate movie poster, BTW). He gawked at her, looked up at me and said, "Get ON with ya!"
See? There's hope. Always. 65, 'tis but a flesh wound.