A friend of mine was telling me about his 'first time': "It was late on a dark and stormy night. I was alone."
I don't think that I want to hear the rest...

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A friend of mine was telling me about his 'first time': "It was late on a dark and stormy night. I was alone."

Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm!Or, French kiss any horn player...mums are mums and there to protect you.
I place them for adoption. You're outside our range, but there are places near you where you could apply once you get back to the States....Foster Parrots and Rhode Island Parrot Rescue are two I know of.Mike, don't you have a bird sanctuary? If so do you ever sell them? I've wanted one of these for a long time.
I place them for adoption. You're outside our range, but there are places near you where you could apply once you get back to the States....Foster Parrots and Rhode Island Parrot Rescue are two I know of.
Foster Parrots and Rhode Island Parrot Rescue are two I know of.
Dont tell anybody, they'll all want one.You are a really good guy.
That's a maneuver broadly known as a "whoo-ha," so named for the reaction of the person to which it is applied.It's not the kissin' you gotta watch out for. It's the habit they have with that hand...![]()

Arrgh! This reminds me I forgot to get Lil' Smokies after our last mention of them.If you put brown sauce on Lil' Smokies, they taste like Lil' Smokies with brown sauce![]()


You secretly a frustrated mess sergeant, are ya?I made SOS from scratch twice this week![]()
I made SOS from scratch twice this week![]()
You secretly a frustrated mess sergeant, are ya?
Riiiiight, she didn't say who consumed those servings! And if it was you Morrighan, just keep in mind, "all things in moderation" and you'll be fine!You secretly a frustrated mess sergeant, are ya?
Riiiiight, she didn't say who consumed those servings! And if it was you Morrighan, just keep in mind, "all things in moderation" and you'll be fine!
ETA: my dad (Army, between Korea and Vietnam) made SOS for us kids about every two weeks. We loved it. I havent had it for nigh on 40 years. Time to make some again!
Where'd you say you are?I made SOS from scratch twice this week![]()
Here my personal weirdosity meter has been spiking in the Hunter S. Thompson zone. No clue why I own and use a weirdosity meter because the navigational aids were hacked and, therefore, worse than useless.
Took a surprise call from a colleague I've not spoken with in ? a year ? Her sister lived on the Hog Farm when she passed. I initiated the conversation with a text to say it's Wavy Gravy's 85th birthday in a couple weeks. She rang me right away, and we've been talking a bit since
What's here now is Walpurgisnacht. TL;DR if you know Fantasia, Walpurgisnacht is Night on Bald Mountain. Followed, come dawn, by Beltane — the first day of summer. BIG festival. And very much thinking about that. What I bring with me is a 1 Euro turquoise heart on a silver necklace I call The Heart of Ireland. Soon to be Beltane on Little Achill and feeling very close to this sacred place
Did the jazz/blues/rock gig tonight. Last time we had 2 customers. I predicted 5 for tonight. Missed it by 4. The owner is doing away w/ live music on Thursdays. Seems all the clubs do crappy on Thursday. Oh, well, back to watching hockey. (This is not a disappointment)We have 3 (small, local) festivals on the calendar...a 4th in October!
Hard to wait the next 5 weeks...like a li’l child...