• TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
    Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
    Join freeLog in
    Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.

Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

Status
Not open for further replies.
Thank you, I am highly honored to be an unofficial member of this highly esteemed and sought after club.:laugh:
I think member Numbers are overrated. :woot: My number is...well, I don't need no stinking number to feel part of this "age is only a number" GOF group.

Back from urgent care...no major problems to start off 2018! Yea me!

Hope springs eternal for us whining..oh, I mean wine-ing people...getting better with age...and somebody still loves me when I'm 64!

Here to you and yours celebrating a great New Years!
 
I think member Numbers are overrated. :woot: My number is...well, I don't need no stinking number to feel part of this "age is only a number" GOF group.

Back from urgent care...no major problems to start off 2018! Yea me!

Hope springs eternal for us whining..oh, I mean wine-ing people...getting better with age...and somebody still loves me when I'm 64!

Here to you and yours celebrating a great New Years!

Thank you, the little woman is in Peru where I'm moving in a few weeks but I just called her (and woke her up, by request), that woman could sleep through an earthquake! Glad there was nothing serious.
 
Forgot to mention Mr. bro @BadExample ... :smug:

As I'm getting more forgetful by the year, there are many kind members here and I've not mentioned a lot of them.. Like @ric426 ... @Stumbo ...

Aww shucks, Will. I'm just glad that things went well for you and Carey. It's a nice finish to 2017 for sure. We're all in this leaky boat together and I can't think of a better bunch of folks to be in it with.
 
I don't have a number I just show my AARP card and if that fails I show my retired Government ID - only one of the two gets me on military bases but both get me a discount at major hotel chains.

Oh yeah, and as for the "sought after club" piece, I think BadExample and I are both home free when you apply the statute of limitations rules...at least in most states, but maybe not all countries...:rollno:
 
I don't have a number I just show my AARP card and if that fails I show my retired Government ID - only one of the two gets me on military bases but both get me a discount at major hotel chains.

Oh yeah, and as for the "sought after club" piece, I think BadExample and I are both home free when you apply the statute of limitations rules...at least in most states, but maybe not all countries...:rollno:
Now I'm really embarrassed ... forgetting fellow Eden user @Al Kraft !
@bobyoung53 if numbers were to mean anything I suggest you could start with 199, and if there are holes we can work backwards.. :laugh:
I predict that the club will continue to expand due to inevitability of aging, and bass players over 60 realizing the wisdom of joining this club due to their new level of maturity.... NOT! :laugh:
 
I hope maturity is not a requirement...
The older I get the less clear the whole concept of maturity becomes...I'd like to think I'm wiser and commensurately more discerning, but I doubt I will ever be accused of being mature.
 
Last edited:
The older I get the less clear the whole concept of maturity becomes...I'd like think I'm wiser and commensurately more discerning, but I doubt I will ever be accused of being mature.

Maturity <does not equal> Wisdom <does not equal> Living <does not equal> Humanity

Make your own soup. Season to taste. Enjoy.

Happy New Year!
 
The older I get ... I'd like think I'm wiser and commensurately more discerning...

What’s important in life changes as you age.

A professor at a local university specialized in acoustics. With grants that he was awarded, he put together a brand new, world class research facility. Upon retirement, he was asked if he wanted to take home anything from the lab. He stood there looking at all the equipment, picked up a ladder and a hose, and went out the door with a smile on his face.
 
Most of the celebrations in my neck of the woods were cancelled due to crushing cold. When I went to bed last night it was -23.9C in my back yard. The Toronto affair started at 11:30PM and no live music was performed. I wonder how long cone drivers would have lasted in that cold. I hope the performers still got paid.

Todays’ Polar Bear Dips (Crazy people) had to be cancelled ‘cos the shoreline was too dangerous with ice and stones. I blame it on the guys wearing Ballerina TuTus. :)
 
Hey, I forgot this club was here (but then I forget a lot of things these days ;) ). In fact, if I had a number (are there any?) I forgot that too! It's something that happens at around 65, I guess. Glad to see a bunch of y'all are still going - strong or otherwise. Happy New Year! Tom
 
Hey fella's, on the numbers, here's what happened:

About a year ago, our fearless leader made his last post here and disappeared from the thread, and mostly from TB. We became worried and could not contact him. I contacted the founding fathers that remained active on TB and sought approval to do something:

#1 Wcriley
#2 B-String
#3 BassmanPaul

@BassmanPaul discussed what to do in some detail. I offered to take over the numbers "short term." Mr. Wcriley was open to it. By this time it was after Sir Paul, the Traveler, returned from UK (April 2017) and I got stuck at work 60 hrs + a week for the next 6 months. Then about June or something, our beloved B-String answered my PM and said he would be back. So I dropped it hoping he would be back soon. Sadly, very sadly, as in pray for him, he has not yet returned. I sure hope he does. Many, many posts have rolled by and the actual last number issued is waaaaay back there somewhere. All I remember is @Stumbo was one of the first to not get a number, and I believe that was early this year. If only we had a solution short of reading 351 pages off GOFdom, not that that wouldn't be entertaining in and of itself!

Thank you Will, you !@#$tard!, last I looked it was -6F here with a 10 minute to frostbite wind chill warning!

I've been looking in my wife's facebook for about 15 minutes for a Peruvian picture and I found a picture of a restaurant called Machupicchu II Restaurante but when I enlarged it the place is in RI:laugh:, so I guess I'll have to take some when i get back out there.

In the 80's I drove from Manila to Naga city in about 17 hours. That was quite an adventure. Most of the time was consumed by going in 1st gear, low range 4WD, foot off the gas, going over miles and miles of formerly paved and semi-paved road (looked like it was earthquaked), or going through super slow, curvy, deadly drop off mountain roads will called zig-zags and locals call chicken gut. Highlights included a boulder the size of a bus covering both lanes, complete with three of four fellas with hammers and chisels in hand rectifying the situation, and a long wait in line to creep around on the shoulder (for my Jeep J-10 full size truck that meant being way too close to the drop off). A fake checkpoint setup by the communist NPA wanting to make jonny soup of me (we blasted through, late at night by then), and a suspected trap, a bunch of branches stacked up in front of our lane on a bridge, just after another checkpoint, going fast to blast through, everyone in the truck yelling opposing advice (go over! go around! stop! go!), at the last second I clearly heard Toto yell go around. He's always right, so I did and nothing happened. On the way back the next day, we discover the whole lane of the bridge, the one we swerved around was gone. Nothing but rebar there. Both checkpoints were verified fake, because they had packed up and gone home.

Anyway, to get to the pics, on that trip I got pics of large lighted bar signes, one called Wino's and the other "The Golden Shower" displaying a nice yellow waterfall. :cautious::wacky::p:laugh::D:laugh:

Now I'm really embarrassed ... forgetting fellow Eden user @Al Kraft !

I don't remember why I quoted this, but it must have been important.

@bobyoung53 if numbers were to mean anything I suggest you could start with 199, and if there are holes we can work backwards.. :laugh:
I predict that the club will continue to expand due to inevitability of aging, and bass players over 60 realizing the wisdom of joining this club due to their new level of maturity.... NOT! :laugh:

Ingenious! How simple and effective... why didn't I think of that? I take back the above on your nice weather, and stop praying for all the permafrost to melt!

Everyone here needs to approach 2018 with the mindset that GOF will not be a butch fest, as the things that cause our bitchiness will have been eliminated...
But, but, but, doesn't that me I've been eliminated? Too dambid cold to be Heaven... or Hell... where am I then? Purgatory? Oh well, at least there's heat and Internet.

On maturity, keep in mind, maturity is inflicted on us temporarily. Most of us will leave the same way we started: chubby, bald, mumbling gibberish, screaming for help whenever we want something, and wearing diapers.

On the numbers, I'll make a separate post today for a numberless callout and describe the plan. :hyper:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.