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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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I can tell the GOF's had a nice night of sleep and their Wheaties again. Role call? Most here. I'm kinda here. Wife's making coffee as I type. Watching Dr. Pol clip a poor cow of his, well, kahunas.... glad I'm not eating breakfast yet...
How did you get your wife to make coffee? Damn, that's a neat trick!
 
Watching Dr. Pol clip a poor cow of his, well, kahunas.... glad I'm not eating breakfast yet...

I think perhaps I should point out that cows, being female, don’t have kahunas. It was a bull being turned into a, I believe the correct word is, bullock. :)

The removed parts become “Prairie Oysters.” I’ve heard tell they taste like chicken - but then again doesn’t every weird food type? :D
 
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Missing two of my grandson's football games today. I am assistant coach.

We have a pretty good team and are playing two other good teams. I video all the games. :atoz:

Feeling better overall. Still with the fatigue and general ugh feeling. Could be med side effects.

Onward and upward! There's a white horse up there somewhere.

Have a nice day!
 
Missing two of my grandson's football games today. I am assistant coach.

We have a pretty good team and are playing two other good teams. I video all the games. :atoz:

Feeling better overall. Still with the fatigue and general ugh feeling. Could be med side effects.

Onward and upward! There's a white horse up there somewhere.

Have a nice day!
Did you say the cold had a sore throat? He was a little horse? :bag:
 
I think perhaps I should point out that cows, being female, don’t have kahunas. It was a bull being turned into a, I believe the correct word is, bullock. :)

The removed parts become “Prairie Oysters.” I’ve heard tell they taste like chicken - but then again doesn’t every weird food type? :D
Hey @BassmanPaul I'm from Alaska. Gimme a break-- looks like ribeye to me! :laugh:

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But never enough flags?

Are there ever enough "flags?"
I think perhaps I should point out that cows, being female, don’t have kahunas. It was a bull being turned into a, I believe the correct word is, bullock. :)

The removed parts become “Prairie Oysters.” I’ve heard they taste like chicken - but then again doesn’t every weird food type? :D

Ohhhh, poor Lefty... might be a bit confused. Makes one wonder about his dental stories :(
Missing two of my grandson's football games today. I am assistant coach.

We have a pretty good team and are playing two other good teams. I video all the games. :atoz:

Feeling better overall. Still with the fatigue and general ugh feeling. Could be med side effects.

Onward and upward! There's a white horse up there somewhere.

Have a nice day!

Sorry you're missing out on that one, my brother. I'll be he misses having grandpa there as well :(

I have to crawl under the old Grand Cherokee and replace an O2 sensor :( P00171 errors, meaning "I don't know what's wrong here, so I'm dumping gas on it until it runs bad and get 5 MPG." It's probably washing the oil film off the cylinders are getting about 10K miles of wear per gallon too.

Sir Paul, the metric, 5 MPG means really bad gas kilometerage.

I did see one O2 sensor slow to respond error a couple days ago.

I'm going to miss this when tailgaters ride up my ass like bad underwear and I oblige them by stomping the gas to speed up, leaving them in a black cloud of carbon and unconsumed gasoline.
 
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Mind’s eye, Hell...I’ve actually seen this...

Somebody I saw driving thru Lubbock a few weeks ago had the audacity to put truck nuts (if you have to ask, they are uncooked prairie oysters) on a Prius.
Did you run over the Prius and put it out of your misery or let it go?

I saw a PU truck that was all chromed out and had chrome nuts hanging off the back. The nuts were laying on the ground with just a bit of chrome scrote left on the hitch. Some clever individual "fixed" his truck for him I guess.
 
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