Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[BadExample]

I've worn Bubba teeth to break in new oral hygienists.

Don't worry Al, I've been in contact with the Prince. He just locks your account so you won't spend it before retirement. He's doubled my money every year. You just have to trust an already wealthy price who doesn't need anything but the satisfaction of helping others.

 

[Al Kraft]

I've worn Bubba teeth to break in new oral hygienists.

Don't worry Al, I've been in contact with the Prince. He just locks your account so you won't spend it before retirement. He's doubled my money every year. You just have to trust an already wealthy price who doesn't need anything but the satisfaction of helping others.

Thanks for that reassurance Jon, I'm feeling much better now! I was starting think I had been a gullible fool and fallen for a con job.

 

[BassmanPaul]

<sigh> My Dorothy goes in for an Arterial MRI today. She needs more stents to open the arteries in her legs. I hope that this will be the ex stent of her problems.

 

[BadExample]

Best wishes for her Paul!

 

[G-Dog]

<sigh> My Dorothy goes in for an Arterial MRI today. She needs more stents to open the arteries in her legs. I hope that this will be the ex stent of her problems.

We see what you did there. Wishing her, and you, all the best.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Ex stent?

Dude...

 

[ric426]

Hope Dorothy's result are all good. Sounds like the procedure for the stent(s) would be relatively easy. I got a cardiac stent in 2007 and it was no big deal. You guys may have to put your tag team MMA career on hold for a little while, but you'll both be back in the cage in no time!

 

[ric426]

I've worn Bubba teeth to break in new oral hygienists.

Oh boy, that gives me all sorts of ideas! I wonder if there are any costume shops around here. I like to mess with the dentist 'cuz he's *really* young (like the Doogie Howser of dentists) and hasn't had much exposure to wacky old folks. I kinda feel like it's my duty to help break him in. Fortunately, he's a really good dentist and has a good sense of humor.

 

[BassmanPaul]

Everything went as it should I’m pleased to say. Now she has to drink about a gallon of water to flush the dye out. We’re both having a relax now and I’m drinking a cup of Alokozay tea. I’ve just found this brand and it is truly wonderful!

Thanks for the good wishes, they were truly appreciated.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Best news we’ve heard in a while...in spite of that atrocious pun

 

[BassmanPaul]

Best news we’ve heard in a while...in spite of that atrocious pun

Hey! That was one of my better ones!

 

[Ken Morgan]

Hey! That was one of my better ones!

 

[ric426]

Everything went as it should I’m pleased to say. Now she has to drink about a gallon of water to flush the dye out. We’re both having a relax now and I’m drinking a cup of Alokozay tea. I’ve just found this brand and it is truly wonderful!

Thanks for the good wishes, they were truly appreciated.

Great! It's good to hear some good news for a change. She's gonna have to lay off the bull riding for a while though.

 

[ric426]

Great! It's good to hear some good news for a change. She's gonna have to lay off the bull riding for a while though.

@BassmanPaul, just to be clear, I was joking about Dorothy doing any actual bull riding. In no way was I implying anything about whatever you and she do (either individually or together ) in the privacy of your home (or wherever you do it )(discreetly I hope )(and not on my lawn, dammit! ) and whatever you choose to call it.
YeeHah! Ride 'em cowboy!

 

[BadExample]

Of course you were joking about the bull and MMA. Paul hates violence and he's the only bull rider in the family. I think he had to give up running with the bull dogs though. After the incident:

 

[spankdaplank]

Have you guys seen that they found the
Lexington in the Coral Sea?

Maurie.

My new friends Robb Kraft and Paul Meyer have been very busy on board the Petrel. I believe they will be deployed in the Solomon Island area for several more weeks. Stay tuned for more discoveries.
After that adventure they are going to Singapore for a refit and upgrade for the Petrel. But here is the best part (for me); they will be home ported for an extended stay right here in my home town of Surigao City!
Looking forward to a lot of fun with those guys and crew.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

@BassmanPaul, just to be clear, I was joking about Dorothy doing any actual bull riding. In no way was I implying anything about whatever you and she do (either individually or together ) in the privacy of your home (or wherever you do it )(discreetly I hope )(and not on my lawn, dammit! ) and whatever you choose to call it.
YeeHah! Ride 'em cowboy!

As @Passinwind would say.....

 

[BassmanPaul]

YeeHah! Ride 'em cowboy!

<sniff!> If only I could!

 

[alaskaleftybass]

<sniff!> If only I could!

 

[SoulReflection]

Just posted this over on the "humor" thread...thought I would share it with you Grumpies...

www.talkbass.com/threads/my-favorite-pedals.1333413/